Britt

Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

PSA to pet owners:
Check the chewy box BEFORE you run out of food, or you too will be driving to Shaw's before breakfast on Valentine's day to wait in checkout with all the husbands who forgot it was Valentine's Day and are panic buying flowers 😂

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

YouTube video by LaRouxVEVO La Roux - Bulletproof (Official Music Video)

youtu.be/Kk8eJh4i8Lo?...

WITH LA ROUX???

(I have seasonal depression. But also, I have the will to live again because the big sky fireball is out)

"I don't have seasonal depression" she says, as every year suddenly a switch flips and she can suddenly feel joy again in late February

Boots, harnesses, armor, more boots, my lil phone strap guy that goes with me to concerts that i beat the shit out of, more boots...

I have a BUCKET of stuff that needs leather cleaning...

SEEEEEE????? :D

People's inability to understand genre will be the death of me 😂

Oh no :( I'm so sorry Jen, she was such a good girl and was so lucky to have you guys. Thinking of y'all ❤️

Abolish ICE. holy fucking fuck hold every single one of their asses accountable.

The cat rebooting noise is the best sound ever

Sure but I value your opinion and it's a fun social outing and highway scary 😂😂😂

Maybe you should and then we can go to one of their games and scope out cute wives for me

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

Going to new places in my car for the first time is like unlocking little fast travel locations on the skyrim map.

This weekend I got Savers and Walgreens! How delightful!

👑

Oh hold on I got this

part of the problem is that queer ROMANCE, like the book Genre of Romance (with HEA) hasn't been adapted until VERY recently. most lesbian media has been dramas. which are their own kind of art but yeah they're bummers largely

this is an ongoing conversation in romance spaces, there's a looooot more M/M being written than F/F and its written in a different way and consumed differently.

I did hear Cleat Cute (f/f soccer romance) maybe got optioned for TV/film but Idk by who/when & haven't done the research to confirm

I... I told you it was by the priest from Letterkenny, didn't I?

They need a word for "the absolute armpit of the year" that is these 4 or 5 days

LOL to be honest half of it is new to me-- the machine has a little bar attachment that I can bump with my knee to pick up the needle from the fabric. A thing that takes 5 seconds to do with your hands but apparently we needed a way to do it faster?

Every time I turn this thing on and it sings its happy little wakeup song to me I feel like I'm living on some strange alien planet and find some wild new thing it does. I'm going to get used to this I hate that I'm going to get used to it LOL

Acquiring a fancy sewing machine after years of sewing on a cheap walmart machine is like getting a spaceship after driving a beater farm truck.

What do you mean I can PROGRAM THE PEDALS what do you mean it AUTO CUTS THREAD what do you mean it has a KNEE BAR FOR LIFTING THE NEEDLE I feel insane

where i create from

"oh no! I got myself in trouble and bought more fabric"

I'm in trouble with no one. It's my money. But man this one does numbers.

My greatest comedy performance
is the going to the quilt shop and cracking the same jokes to the suburban retired housewives while secretly buying fabric for my gay forest animal LARPs