Ross King

Personal Preference of World Series winner.

Fav Team
1) Guardians

Cool stories
2) Mariners
3) Brewers

Sentimental
4) Tito (& the Reds I guess)

Meh
5) Jays
6) Tigers

Dislikable for Various Reasons
7) Padres
8) Sox
9) Philly

Stupid Rain Delay
10) Cubs

The Worst
12a) Dodgers
12b) Yankees

Don’t wanna brag but I called the HBP.

There are few worse pursuits in adult life than purchasing a vehicle. From the awkwardness of the test drive to the ridiculous haggling to the endless wait between signing a stack of paper with the sales guy and signing a stack of papers with the finance guy. It’s all so needlessly draining.

Not having more CBs is Nancy’s fault. @brimackay15.bsky.social reported Nancy declined more CB depth because he liked the guys he has.

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

Ah, missed that one. It's hard to keep up, unfortunately.

This is very good.

Every time I think I'm out, they give it to me for $1.99 a month and I'm back in.

I find it interesting that the majority of internet commenters keep hating on Tall, but this isn’t the first time you’ve reported on the FO bringing Nancy players and him turning them down. Is there a bigger (probably offseason) story there?

Penalty kicks should be taken by the player fouled, like basketball, instead of my the fouled team’s chose PK taker.

ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00) ABC: Attack On America America Attacked America In Crisis America Still In Crisis NBC: A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You? CBS Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit Medicating Dan Rather BET Wartime At The Apollo Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change MTV The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy Carson Daly In Way Over His Head Lifetime Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls History Last Tuesday In History Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It Last Tuesday In History (rerun)

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

Really, Jeopardy Daily?

Right, but it’s Miami.

I fully expect any discipline to be applied to the group stage of the next Leagues Cup.

Got a box of the Oreos with Reese’s filling and these just needs to become the standard Oreo because it is perfection.

It makes me irrationally angry that Liberty Mutual went with "LiMu Limo" and not "LiMusine."

Celentano over Schulte for a game in Columbus hurts, but Pat has been struggling since the injury…

Also, had an outside hope that Morris would get a call since he’s been playing so well…

Interesting to see Zawadski listed as a midfielder. I’d take him over Ream at CB any day.

Twisted Metal just further proves that Lisa Gilroy and Anthony Carrigan should be in everything.

You don’t go to Cracker Barrel because it is woke or not woke. You go to Cracker Barrel because you are not at Aunt Carol’s house yet.

And Adam Lazarre-White on his audiobooks is just a perfect pairing. So good!

Blowing through “King of Ashes” this week. S.A. Cosby does not miss. #booksky

MS LOL

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

The Premier League is back and that means I’m back to fuming that Brighton games always end up on USA (which I don’t pay for) and not Peacock (which I do pay for) even though they’re the same stupid company and WHY IS AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT SO BROKEN. Anyway… up the Albion.

I'll never worship any politician, but I for some time I've had the utmost respect for this one. I hope he's the real deal.

It's been awhile since I fully agreed with the results of an election. 😂

What a fantastic season this has been.

The Guardians have a proven record of trading starting pitchers before their careers nosedive. Swapping a decent prospect for Bieber is a bigger question mark for Toronto than Cleveland.

Although if you are shopping for one, don’t get the light blue, we saw like 12 at airports this trip that looked just like our main carry-on. The market is officially saturated. 😆