You park like a c*nt

A Mini parked on the actual fucking beach, because apparently the giant promenade of free parking wasn't close enough

Oh ffs @therealyplac.bsky.social

A nazi mobile parked on the pavement like a motherfucking TWAT

All of the cunt points. All of them.

Tesla 🖕 ✅

Full pavement WANKER ✅

Utter cunt ✅

#YPLAC

Cunt parked on grass. They've driven over the fucking pavement to get here. Could have parked on the kerb, there's plenty of room, but no. Wankbastard has to abandon the piece of shit on the verge. Cunt.

What a great idea.

If you're a cunt.

#YPLAC

Some fucking shitwit parked perpendicular to - and actually across - the pavement, like a massive bell end.

Well this seems perfectly reasonable, no-one would want to walk on the pavement anyway.

You cunt.

#YPLAC

That's not parked, it's abandoned.

"bUt ThE cArPaRk Is Emp..."

Shut up. Cunt.

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💯 👌

A wanker of a massive fuck off lorry parked on double yellow lines

So, what's this fuckstain doing? Is he delivering? No.

He's buying vapes. And blocking the fucking high street.

Cunt.

#YPLAC

*zooms in* Is it an Audi? Yes it's an Audi!

SOUND THE FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

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SAS - Seagull Attack Squad. Specially trained to seek out badly parked Audis and BMWs.

#YPLAC

Rules? Where we're parking, we don't need... Rules.

#YPLAC

A car more or less parked in a hedge

No, it's fine, I'll walk around this and onto the road.

You cunt.

#YPLAC

It's a thing of beauty.

A Kia parked on double yellow lines. But it's ok, because it's got its park anywhere lights on. Oh actually no, that's not a fucking thing, is it? No it is not. Cunt.

K(ia)unt.

#YPLAC

I made him his tea

Excellent point, well presented.

Is it a bus? No
Is it an emergency vehicle? No
Is it a cunt? YES

Full pavement wanker KLAXON.

Extra #Vanker points, also.

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A van parked like an ABSOLUTE CUNT on double yellows, blocking a bus stop.

🎶 You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, a stupidly parked cunt... 🎶 #Vanker

#YPLAC

Never be like Rab.

You know why?

Because Rab is a CUNT.

#YPLAC

BMW ✅
Full pavement ✅
Cunt ✅

FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON ✅✅✅✅✅✅

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What a charmer.

Cunt.

A picture showing a mercedes ditched in a layby, with a large red arrow under which is written, unsurprisingly perhaps, the word "cunt". On the other side of the picture, another large red arrow indicates the public carpark.whuch is no more than 20 m away from where this shitwit left his vehicle, blocking others in. He is in fact, a cunt of the highest order.

Watched this shitbag abandon his Merc here to use the toilets. Across the back of 3 cars. Literally less than 20m from an actual car park.

What a cunt.

#YPLAC

Cuntcunt

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No, plenty of room to get past there... Or, y'know, not.

Cunt.

#YPLAC

White van parked in bike lane

Royal Mail van parked in same bike lane

Van parked in same bike lane, flashing indicators show that they have permission to be there.* obviously untrue

@yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social

FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

#YPLAC

Two vans parked like utter bellends. On double yellow lines, because CUNTS.

Double van cuntiness for your delectation.

Fuckstains.

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Ha!

An utter twat parked on double yellow lines. What a cunt.

Pavement, double yellow lines, opposite a bus stop. Hat trick!

Hopefully they're inside, arranging their own funeral. The world will be a better place for their removal.

Cunt.

#YPLAC

The original from Twitter is -> @therealyplac.bsky.social. Started this account before they moved over to plug the gap. Have a read of the pinned post 👍