@yplac.bsky.social
Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them! Buy their stuff: yplac.co.uk/shop. Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com
Double bubble.
Cunts.
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03.03.2026 06:19 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Bikes? Yes.
Wheelchairs and prams/pushchairs? Fuck 'em.
Prick.
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Ah, Mr (and it will be) full pavement wanker, we meet again.
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Wankpanzer KLAXON.
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
That belongs to @therealyplac.bsky.social 👍
20.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Beautiful. Deploy the klaxon!!
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20.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Old style wankpanzer KLAXON
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
That's fantastic!
17.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beautiful.
17.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Oh please tell me that's real?!
16.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Full pavement wanker klaxon, aye?
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Back windscreen wiper... So that when it comes on, either they get the rhythmical thud of the bag or... Joy of joys... It bursts...
15.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The full pavement wanker klaxon is going to need replacing in fairly short order.
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
That... That's a junction. You massive bellend.
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Harsh... But entirely fair.
11.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, this is a first, but I stand ready. Deploy the...
📢 !!!CYBERCUNT KLAXON!!! 📢
Cybertruck. For when you want the world to know beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're a cunt down to a molecular level.
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Sound the klaxon!
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I feel there may be some crossover here...
10.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A cunt abandoning its Seat (the car, not the thing you sit in) on double yellow lines.
Wanker.
#YPLAC-AGCITA (You parked like a cunt and got caught in the act. Ok, as a hashtag, it could be more concise. You get the idea.)
Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking
Quite the collection. I'm sure no-one wanted to walk down any of those pavements anyway...
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