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@yplac.bsky.social

Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them! Buy their stuff: yplac.co.uk/shop. Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com

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Latest posts by yplac.bsky.social on Bluesky

That parking's... Forked.

Sorry.

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25.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WANKPANZER KLAXON!

FA/FO. Lovely stuff.

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24.11.2025 11:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

VANKER KLAXON

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23.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those lines are not targets or runways. Cunts.

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23.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely

23.11.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a cunt. Good work on the sticker.

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23.11.2025 09:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Full pavement wanker KLAXON!

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23.11.2025 09:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Possibly the fixed penalty notice was issued for being a monumental CUNT.

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23.11.2025 08:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A silver car badly parked

A silver car badly parked

Blocking both bus stop and roundabout. Also just dumped on the pavement.

What a cunt.

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22.11.2025 10:48 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A white van parked on a pavement. The cunt.

A white van parked on a pavement. The cunt.

Early #Vanker

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21.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Full pavement wanker KLAXON!

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20.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok ok ok fine.

KALXON

20.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

PAVEMENT WANKER (Although not quite a full one, so no klaxon)

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17.11.2025 21:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Not really sure how to describe this... It's a black car, one wheel and one wheel only, touching the double yellow lines... It's parked sort of nose in, sort of on the pavement. Kind of looks like the driver just twisted the wheel, closed their eyes and went for it. Cunt.

Not really sure how to describe this... It's a black car, one wheel and one wheel only, touching the double yellow lines... It's parked sort of nose in, sort of on the pavement. Kind of looks like the driver just twisted the wheel, closed their eyes and went for it. Cunt.

Abandoned. Not parked.

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17.11.2025 06:42 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yellow hatchings AND a TwatPlate™. Lovely spot.

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17.11.2025 06:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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11.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Half pavement wankers, sah. Thousands of 'em.

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10.11.2025 19:44 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Original is @therealyplac.bsky.social. this was merely bridging the gap until they came across... Then we had a quick exchange and decided to keep them both running side by side... However, the stickers (genius idea) are absolutely from them and not me 👍

10.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooooooh a classic. Wankpanzer AND double-space dickheadery KLAXON!

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10.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

VANKER KLAXON

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03.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Same place, different angle? Letting hard to tell. Also, the klaxon is getting worn out.

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03.11.2025 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wankpanzer bike lane fucktwat

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02.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Well... Safe to say he's made a complete cunt of that.

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02.11.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh god, the more you look, the worse it gets.

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02.11.2025 15:12 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Nope

02.11.2025 10:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A DPD van reversing off a pavement

A DPD van reversing off a pavement

100% cunt. Fucker damn near backed into me, off the pavement. #Vanker

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02.11.2025 10:08 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Is it a full pavement wankpanzer?

It IS a full pavement wankpanzer!

A perpendicular full pavement wankpanzer at that!

What a cunt!

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02.11.2025 06:54 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Holy fuck, that's...parked? Abandoned? Needs an exorcism?

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01.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Some cunt in a VW parked on the pavement.

Some cunt in a VW parked on the pavement.

What a twat.

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01.11.2025 11:06 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Isn't it? Thing of beauty, it really is.

01.11.2025 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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