You park like a c*nt

FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

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There's going to be a new klaxon at this rate. Dropped kerb blocking twat.

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What a twat. I've just had to check that it was actually parked... Apparently so. Christ.

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Dropped kerb blocking cunt.

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TWIN FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON

Clearly the place for it. I'd be tempted to chalk a box there with #YPLAC in it...

Had to check - twice - that the silver ford was actually parked there. As in driver got out, locked it, went elsewhere. I was hoping my eyes were deceiving me, but here we are.

Fucking. Hell. What a cunt.

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I was hoping my eyes were deceiving me... Apparently not. Christ.

Naw... Not *actually* parked...? Like got out of it, locked it, went somewhere rose parked?

Wait... That silver one isn't parked... Is it?

A black car parked on double yellow lines

Close up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it

Closer up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it that reads "no parking"

Extreme close up of the no parking sign

The more you look, the worse it gets

A Volvo with learner plate on, parked mostly on the pavement, on double yellow lines. Like a cunt.

Learning to park like a cunt. Outstanding 😒.

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This is prize winning. I think we may have found peak parking cuntery... Beautiful work.

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FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON!!

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One cunt, two cunt, three cunt, four...

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TrailerCunt. A new classification enters the game, this is like Pokémon for wankers.

Cuntémon.

Gotta scratch 'em all.

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They did not. Stupid ants.

Cunty MG parked on the pavement

Cunty white car parked on the pavement. Ant guesses as to the brand?

A close up of the white car parked fully on the pavement. In news that will surprise absolutely no-one, it's a BMW.

A map showing the location of the weapons grade shit sticks in the previous pictures. It's a bit of Cambridge. Or cuntbridge in this case.

Submission by email from Cambridge

"Why pay for parking when there's a pavement"

FULL PAVEMENT WANKERS KLAXON

Cunts.

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A cunty Audi parked on double yellow lines because the driver is a weapons grade CUNT

Is it an Audi? Yes! ✅
Is it on double yellows? Yes! ✅
Is it parked like a cunt? Yes! ✅

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A twat stopped on double yellow lines, the massive cunt.

No, dickhead. Sitting there with your brake lights on doesn't mean you're not parked. You are. On a bus stop. And double yellow lines. You cunt.

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Dropkick drop-kerb blockers. Cunts.

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You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

You park like an absolute cunt.

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> @bristol247.bsky.social @cllremmaedwards.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social @robbryher.bsky.social @sfrost.bsky.social @abdulraoofmalik.bsky.social @tristancorkpost.bsky.social @thebristolcable.bsky.social @dopes-cv37.bsky.social @bristolpost.co.uk #PavementParking

Oh my god these morons are thicker than a whale omelette.

@yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social

Toyota-l cunt.

Sorry.

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Support The Early Day Motion on pavement parking Five years ago, the Government consulted on how the dangerous practice of pavement parking could be tackled in England. MPs now have the opportunity to support Early Day Motion 1927, which will lead ...

“FIVE YEARS AGO, THE GOVERNMENT CONSULTED ON HOW THE DANGEROUS PRACTICE OF #PAVEMENTPARKING COULD BE TACKLED IN ENGLAND. 
WE NEED AS MANY BACKBENCH MPS AS POSSIBLE TO SUPPORT THIS MOTION. WRITE TO YOUR MP TODAY.”
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🎶SuperDoubleYellowLiningPavementBlockingWanker 🎶

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An Audi abandoned on a corner, with the back end stuck out into the road. The cunt.

Submission by email. Stafford.

Is it parked on a corner? Yes!

Is it parked dangerously? Yes!

Is it an Audi? Of course it fucking is!

Have they parked like a cunt?

Absobastardinglutely.

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Fucking abandoned, the massive cunt.

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