ally

ally

@missmayn.bsky.social

tv writer / properly medicated

2,291 Followers 471 Following 19 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 year ago

People Who Use AI Images for Anything: Dogshit, not worth listening to, absolute malarkey, nothing you say is valid and you will never find love

People Who Make Shitty Photoshops: Remarkable, respected individuals to be taken seriously, absolute Chad behavior, They fuck and everyone fucks with them

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1 year ago

marketing execs love AI commercials because draining the colorado river basin to liquid cool a million GPUs gets them out of paying three actors and two part time VFX artists.

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1 year ago

love living in a “democracy” where there’s only one party you can vote for if you’re not totally insane, but it still hates us and we can’t replace it.

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1 year ago

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

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1 year ago

DRAFTS pretty please

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1 year ago

i’m telling you bluesky can’t pop off til we have a billionaire submarine implosion event.

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1 year ago

we won’t know what this place can really do til someone like the queen dies.

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1 year ago

imagine voting for fascism because you think it’ll mean cheaper groceries and end up dismantling the department of education.

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1 year ago

getting bullied on twitter never bothered me because i grew up catholic.

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1 year ago

elon musk is so absolutely fucking repulsive in so many ways. being a fan isn’t just a red flag it’s proof of brain damage.

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1 year ago

omg no drafts….

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1 year ago

if a billionaire doesn’t have a library in their mansion they should give all their money to me because they’re wasting it.

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1 year ago

can someone point me toward the urbanists and train nerds on here?

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1 year ago

I just saw someone blame Harris’ loss on the Barbie movie and I must applaud that truly top shelf reach

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1 year ago

i am such a reliable little worker through every major life event, medical emergency, national and international catastrophe and i’m not sure if that’s a good thing or i need to be kicked in the head.

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1 year ago

what Dems can’t seem to understand is that Americans got used to not affording healthcare! they came to terms with never buying a house! but becoming unable to afford groceries was a gut punch that collectively broke a lot of people.

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1 year ago

very excited for when groceries won’t get any cheaper but they will poison us more 👍

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1 year ago

in america we can open carry an AR-15 but not a coors light.

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2 years ago
Judge orders release of names of more than 150 people mentioned in Jeffrey Epstein lawsuit documents.

and this happens the same day twitter goes down. conspiracy theorists have to be jizzing.

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2 years ago

I’m not a Karen because I’m the offspring of a true old school Karen and you never get over the embarrassment of being 7 and your mom berating the manager of a rainforest cafe.

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2 years ago

are we allowed to swear here or should I just leave?

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2 years ago

well I guess this is a good enough.

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