Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.
Epstein Shutdown.
@miketzu.bsky.social
Followed by Sean Ono Lennon over there. Followed by Heather Thomas here. Happy now, scolds?
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.
Epstein Shutdown.
Casual 81 yd TD from Bijan Robinson
14.10.2025 00:13 β π 159 π 33 π¬ 4 π 25Time for a break from Twitter
08.09.2025 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is the universe of human rights, specifically?
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05.03.2025 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to pounce on intruders. Her motto: "DEATH FROM THE ANKLES DOWN!"
17.12.2024 02:08 β π 24462 π 1348 π¬ 1037 π 91The incoming prez is a Bible-hawkinβ, guitar-sellinβ convicted felon and dirty old man. How did we get here from Abraham Lincoln? π€£
04.12.2024 23:24 β π 14583 π 1450 π¬ 892 π 105The ultimate question.
On Jan 21, 2025, who gets to run the @POTUS account here and on twitter:
Trump or Musk ?
Bluesky doesnβt have publicly available stock. Thatβs a dif company.
19.12.2024 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To get into a womenβs prison.
12.12.2024 20:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So risk losing their ACC title, 10 win season, & playoff invitation?
They are shitty coaches who got too conservative while SMU adjusted after 1st quarter jittersβ¦
to dominate poor Clemson in their 99% Clemson fan Charlotte neutral site.
So, they are stupid enough to risk losing everything just to stick it to Bama?
It was 31-31
Dude, SMU bough $100 million worth of linemen. This isnβt 5 years ago SMU.
SMU beats Clemson 8 times out of 10.
Expect SMU to be in the Semis against Georgia.
08.12.2024 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs going to be SMU vs Georgia. π€·
08.12.2024 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0South Carolina would be favored against Arizona State, Boise, Tennessee, Penn State.
Whatβs your point? Should we just let bookies decide?
Because SMU is in, and Bama is OUT.
Thatβs why.
I think 6-6 Vanderbilt and 6-6 Oklahoma just scored again against Bama.
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See you in the semifinals, Georgia.
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News Break: 6-6 Oklahoma just scored on Bama again, but then immediately got a concussion after accidentally colliding with 6-6 Vanderbilt, who also just scored on Bama again.
08.12.2024 13:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Really good postgame discussion by Sean McDonough and Greg McElroy on why SMU should be in the playoffs. That was interesting, intellectually sound and compelling. Well done to both.
08.12.2024 04:59 β π 80 π 10 π¬ 3 π 1SMU should be the pick. This is pretty clear to me. I am not enough of a thrill-seeker to predict for a second year in a row that the committee will make the anti-Alabama decision
08.12.2024 04:52 β π 200 π 12 π¬ 6 π 0Give us SMU over Bama.
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