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Is it a pop-up?

29.01.2026 07:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a person crawling on the floor with the words la guarimba film festival below them ALT: a person crawling on the floor with the words la guarimba film festival below them

28.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ouch

28.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nom

28.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window . ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window .

28.01.2026 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying we have the technology . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying we have the technology .

28.01.2026 10:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you’re not sure, try giving the operator a call

28.01.2026 07:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

UK rolls out free AI training, but will it save your job? The technology secretary, Liz Kendall, said the government's aim was to ensure people benefit from AI rather than being left behind by it.

Some of you have only just got the hand of cordless phones news.sky.com/story/uk-rol...

28.01.2026 07:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a man is holding a steering wheel in the ocean with the letter b on the bottom right ALT: a man is holding a steering wheel in the ocean with the letter b on the bottom right

27.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a black dog is looking up at the camera with a star tamil chat logo in the background ALT: a black dog is looking up at the camera with a star tamil chat logo in the background

27.01.2026 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a pink dress is standing on a wooden floor in a room with a broom . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing on a wooden floor in a room with a broom .

27.01.2026 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With pleasure

27.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The work day is over

27.01.2026 17:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Depends where you’re thinking of hanging it

27.01.2026 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Could do with some gambolling lambs

27.01.2026 16:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Before cgi and 3 second jump cuts

27.01.2026 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you keep in the lines?

27.01.2026 15:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The really awful ones usually ended up stabbed or poisoned 🤞

27.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with a mustache says but why in yellow letters ALT: a man with a mustache says but why in yellow letters

27.01.2026 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All they’re missing is a failed chicken farmer

27.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had an uncle and aunt who were both opera singers who adored her - they always said her voice was magnificent

27.01.2026 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the kind of plot that holds my attention

27.01.2026 10:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I blame all the lobotomising reality tv that reduces everything to an online personality contest

27.01.2026 10:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

275? 😱

27.01.2026 09:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Priorities

27.01.2026 09:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They barely speak English

26.01.2026 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you insist

26.01.2026 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im not sure having all of that just nominally under my control would make me serene

26.01.2026 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This being said like it’s a bad thing?

26.01.2026 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

David and Victoria Beckham seen in Paris after Brooklyn row Sir David and Lady Beckham were seen with their children Romeo, Cruz and Harper.

They can’t start building the guillotines soon enough
Beckhams seen together in Paris after Brooklyn row www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

26.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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