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@gruenoodle.bsky.social

πŸ”ž Minors get out of here πŸ”ž ⚠️ Woman in her 20s posting adult content. Beware of fetish content (vore). She/They/It πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Gray-Pansexual πŸ‰ Resident Fat Noodle Wagon πŸ– Your "friendly" neighborhood glutton Please ask before creating art with my character!

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Latest posts by gruenoodle.bsky.social on Bluesky

Fellow monsters are NOT safe from my hunger for treats this Halloween.

31.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wrong ...

31.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It might be delayed to early November due to 2 separate health reasons. The Evil Halloween Spirits have decided to haunt me this Halloween, unfortunately

29.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not literally a matter of physical energy, but a matter of mental energy. You just have zero motivation to do anything, regardless of if you want to do it or not, and - from experience - it's absolute dogshit and can prevent doing things required of people by society (i.e., having a job)

27.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people don't realize the actual detrimental elements of ADHD aside from restlessness, which isn't helped by the fact it's misdiagnosed shockingly frequently.
The real Meat & Potatoes disability of a some people w/ ADHD is Executive Dysfunction.

27.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is giving ADHD

27.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I let him live because, like wine, a kobold becomes higher quality with age

27.10.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OooOOoo you wanna go camping or hiking in the woods ooooOOOooo you want to go missing in the woods oooOOoooOOOooo

26.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

free hot dogs !!

26.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Showing off the terrified, miserable, defeated face of a camper framed by my gullet to a trail camera so there isn't a single question as to why an entire campsite worth of people vanished in the woods. :3

26.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

at least 20 dragons*

26.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- why orange specifically?
- why dragon wear glasses?
- why so ungry
- is this dragon interested in snuggles (and moreover, is this dragon interested in snuggles with fluffy beasts)

25.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

need fat dragon tail vanishing down my gullet .

25.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I MADE THIS IMAGE

... are you still sure you would be scared seeing this thing in the darkness of an abandoned building

25.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the soft fur is very very scary. trust me. incredibly frightening.

24.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NUH UH

24.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my kobold is bouncing on it rn

24.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose that would raise my score, because almost everyone I don't know well is, in my eyes, a 10

24.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RAAGHH ROARS AT YOU ROARS AT YOU ROARS AT YOU

(my PMs are open, I'm just a very very anxious individual so it is incredibly rare I initiate)

24.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what does this mean ...

24.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
OH GOD I'M GOING TO LABOR I WASNT EVEN PREGNANT

OH GOD I'M GOING TO LABOR I WASNT EVEN PREGNANT

this hamburger ain't shiβ€”

24.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck ?????? what is in that burger

24.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what about it makes it an mpreg burger

that thing looks really fucking good btw I wanna eat that so bad

23.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AS YOU SHOULD BE !!

23.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOOOO BE SCARED OF ME BE SCARED BE AFRAID

23.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BE AFRAID !!!! RAAAAAAGHHHHHH

23.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
how intimidating is it to interact with me on a scale of One to Ten

how intimidating is it to interact with me on a scale of One to Ten

it should be a TEN because you should all be SCARED OF ME because I'm going to EAT YOU

α΄Ώα΅‰α΅ƒΛ‘αΆ¦Λ’α΅—αΆ¦αΆœα΅ƒΛ‘Λ‘ΚΈ α΅—Κ°α΅’α΅˜α΅Κ° ᡖʳᡒᡇᡃᡇˑʸ ᡃ ᡗʰʳᡉᡉ α΅’Κ³ αΆ α΅’α΅˜Κ³

23.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

is there scales underneath the fur or would you have uncomfortably bald skin underneath it if I shaved you

22.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gay ass deer

22.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you'd do a lot for free because someone hot told you to

22.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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