Fellow monsters are NOT safe from my hunger for treats this Halloween.
31.10.2025 16:19 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@gruenoodle.bsky.social
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Fellow monsters are NOT safe from my hunger for treats this Halloween.
31.10.2025 16:19 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0wrong ...
31.10.2025 16:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It might be delayed to early November due to 2 separate health reasons. The Evil Halloween Spirits have decided to haunt me this Halloween, unfortunately
29.10.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's not literally a matter of physical energy, but a matter of mental energy. You just have zero motivation to do anything, regardless of if you want to do it or not, and - from experience - it's absolute dogshit and can prevent doing things required of people by society (i.e., having a job)
27.10.2025 19:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of people don't realize the actual detrimental elements of ADHD aside from restlessness, which isn't helped by the fact it's misdiagnosed shockingly frequently.
The real Meat & Potatoes disability of a some people w/ ADHD is Executive Dysfunction.
this is giving ADHD
27.10.2025 19:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I let him live because, like wine, a kobold becomes higher quality with age
27.10.2025 06:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OooOOoo you wanna go camping or hiking in the woods ooooOOOooo you want to go missing in the woods oooOOoooOOOooo
26.10.2025 22:13 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0free hot dogs !!
26.10.2025 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Showing off the terrified, miserable, defeated face of a camper framed by my gullet to a trail camera so there isn't a single question as to why an entire campsite worth of people vanished in the woods. :3
26.10.2025 20:23 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0at least 20 dragons*
26.10.2025 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- why orange specifically?
- why dragon wear glasses?
- why so  ungry
- is this dragon interested in snuggles (and moreover, is this dragon interested in snuggles with fluffy beasts)
need fat dragon tail vanishing down my gullet .
25.10.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I COMPLETELY FORGOT I MADE THIS IMAGE 
... are you still sure you would be scared seeing this thing in the darkness of an abandoned building
the soft fur is very very scary. trust me. incredibly frightening.
24.10.2025 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NUH UH
24.10.2025 19:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my kobold is bouncing on it rn
24.10.2025 17:15 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I suppose that would raise my score, because almost everyone I don't know well is, in my eyes, a 10
24.10.2025 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0RAAGHH ROARS AT YOU ROARS AT YOU ROARS AT YOU
(my PMs are open, I'm just a very very anxious individual so it is incredibly rare I initiate)
what does this mean ...
24.10.2025 16:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OH GOD I'M GOING TO LABOR I WASNT EVEN PREGNANT
this hamburger ain't shiβ
24.10.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what the fuck ?????? what is in that burger
24.10.2025 00:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what about it makes it an mpreg burger
that thing looks really fucking good btw I wanna eat that so bad
AS YOU SHOULD BE !!
23.10.2025 23:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NOOOO BE SCARED OF ME BE SCARED BE AFRAID
23.10.2025 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BE AFRAID !!!! RAAAAAAGHHHHHH
23.10.2025 20:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how intimidating is it to interact with me on a scale of One to Ten
it should be a TEN because you should all be SCARED OF ME because I'm going to EAT YOU
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is there scales underneath the fur or would you have uncomfortably bald skin underneath it if I shaved you
22.10.2025 19:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0gay ass deer
22.10.2025 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you'd do a lot for free because someone hot told you to
22.10.2025 04:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0