Grue 💜🔞

Fellow monsters are NOT safe from my hunger for treats this Halloween.

wrong ...

It might be delayed to early November due to 2 separate health reasons. The Evil Halloween Spirits have decided to haunt me this Halloween, unfortunately

It's not literally a matter of physical energy, but a matter of mental energy. You just have zero motivation to do anything, regardless of if you want to do it or not, and - from experience - it's absolute dogshit and can prevent doing things required of people by society (i.e., having a job)

A lot of people don't realize the actual detrimental elements of ADHD aside from restlessness, which isn't helped by the fact it's misdiagnosed shockingly frequently.
The real Meat & Potatoes disability of a some people w/ ADHD is Executive Dysfunction.

this is giving ADHD

I let him live because, like wine, a kobold becomes higher quality with age

OooOOoo you wanna go camping or hiking in the woods ooooOOOooo you want to go missing in the woods oooOOoooOOOooo

free hot dogs !!

Showing off the terrified, miserable, defeated face of a camper framed by my gullet to a trail camera so there isn't a single question as to why an entire campsite worth of people vanished in the woods. :3

at least 20 dragons*

- why orange specifically?
- why dragon wear glasses?
- why so ungry
- is this dragon interested in snuggles (and moreover, is this dragon interested in snuggles with fluffy beasts)

need fat dragon tail vanishing down my gullet .

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I MADE THIS IMAGE

... are you still sure you would be scared seeing this thing in the darkness of an abandoned building

the soft fur is very very scary. trust me. incredibly frightening.

NUH UH

my kobold is bouncing on it rn

I suppose that would raise my score, because almost everyone I don't know well is, in my eyes, a 10

RAAGHH ROARS AT YOU ROARS AT YOU ROARS AT YOU

(my PMs are open, I'm just a very very anxious individual so it is incredibly rare I initiate)

what does this mean ...

OH GOD I'M GOING TO LABOR I WASNT EVEN PREGNANT

this hamburger ain't shi—

what the fuck ?????? what is in that burger

what about it makes it an mpreg burger

that thing looks really fucking good btw I wanna eat that so bad

AS YOU SHOULD BE !!

NOOOO BE SCARED OF ME BE SCARED BE AFRAID

BE AFRAID !!!! RAAAAAAGHHHHHH

how intimidating is it to interact with me on a scale of One to Ten

it should be a TEN because you should all be SCARED OF ME because I'm going to EAT YOU

ᴿᵉᵃˡᶦˢᵗᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ᵃ ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ ᵒʳ ᶠᵒᵘʳ

is there scales underneath the fur or would you have uncomfortably bald skin underneath it if I shaved you

gay ass deer

you'd do a lot for free because someone hot told you to