@ericfaust.bsky.social

296 Followers 610 Following 58 Posts Joined Sep 2023
3 weeks ago

The FBI decided that wire fraud and mailbox baseball weren't notable enough to put on a wanted poster.

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1 month ago
Image is a picture of an empty chair with a microphone in front of it captioned: LIVE CHARLIE KIRK REACTION
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1 month ago
Amoeboid Changeling from original Lorwyn. They are a little blue amorphous creature with a face that defies description. Like I really am sorry, and the below description is all technically accurate, but it is like describing a symphony by listing the notes, it does not do it justice at all.

The face is somewhat snake-like with two vertical slit eyes, two nostril holes instead of a nose, and a weirdly wide human mouth. Its body is roughly shaped like a potato sack but with stubby little pseudopods extending in every direction.

They should have sent a poet. Love this little weirdo with all my heart. Lavaleaper from Lorwyn Eclipsed. A chimerical creature with the head, front legs, and horns of an elk, floppy rabbit ears, and the back legs of a frog. The horns are on fire, does not appear to bother the Lavaleaper.

Lorwyn is the undefeated little fella plane.

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1 month ago

Choosing to believe that the lifeform created to be a slave will torture its slaver creators, rather than the people trying to stop them.

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2 months ago

He picked it because it gave him hair lmao

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3 months ago

I think that might just be Star Wars

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3 months ago
Image from Sonic the Comic Issue 87. Tails the Fox is being pressured by a unicorn man dressed like a magical pervert to assassinate Dr. Robotnik in a clear reference to the JFK assassination.

Any excuse to post this page

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4 months ago

At his sister's wedding, seeing him for the first time in 3 years: fuck, you didn't tell me he would be here

Lena Luthor: He wasn't invited

Lex, wearing a glowing green tuxedo and a pair of LexSpecs that are actively recording everything: LexCoin is the way of the future

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4 months ago

Seems to be alphabetical but with Drew Barrymore given last billing, which makes sense given her role in the film.

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4 months ago

Giving them too much credit for those 11 hours of "working alone" (social media time) and "business meals" (eating with other rich guys while their assistants work)

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5 months ago

"Is it any different" from what? From if he actually went to the Riyadh festival? Yeah, it actually does specifically matter whether or not he visited a slave state for money lmao. How would that context not change everything?

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5 months ago

It's so crazy that he called himself that because he was evading child support and then pivoted to being a resist lib. I can't get it out of my head. Brooklyn Dad Defiant (against child support)

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5 months ago

It was originally $1.75, so it might actually be half off.

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5 months ago
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a cartoon character is kneeling down with the words " it should have been me not him " Alt: Yugi Muto is kneeling, crashing his fists to the ground and yelling " it should have been me! not him!"
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5 months ago

me making a cold call: hello yes I am scum, I am unworthy filth

me receiving a cold call: hi I am going to tell you facts about the life of Charlemagne until your supervisor tells you it's okay to hang up

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6 months ago

Hoi4 and it's consequences etc etc. seriously though, Paradox must be stopped because that game has made people wronger and more confident about their wrong beliefs every year since it released.

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6 months ago

Coach McGuirk would say the most egg shit ever and then Brendon would be like "it sounds like you might be trans," Coach would shut down the idea HARD and then spend the rest of the episode falling apart.

episode ends with him drunk and crying over a childhood picture of himself playing with dolls

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6 months ago
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a man is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a slice of pizza . Alt: Idris Elba coughing due to the shear heat of Hot Ones spicy wings

Disappointing. If they call it Super Sharp I better be looking like this after two bites

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6 months ago

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will be incorporating this boar competition into my personality

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6 months ago
Two panel meme.

The top panel shows Mr. Incredible looking happy and is captioned "Buddhists if atheists are right:"

The bottom panel shows CJ from GTA San Andreas saying "Ah shit, here we go again". It is overlayed with an image of Buddha, a lotus, a swirling galaxy, and a very complex mandala. It represents the endless cycle of birth, rebirth, and redeath called saṃsāra. It is captioned "atheists if Buddhists are right".
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7 months ago

If you do that then you might as well save money and just tow the sub to the junkyard and throw it in the crusher. It's 10,000 times slower than explosive decompression, but it'll get the job done

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7 months ago
YouTube
What An Odd Thing To Say... (The Simpsons) YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise

youtu.be/Ir3zL1bM3kg

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7 months ago
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #1. Aunt May, freshly widowed, is begging her landlord for more time to pay rent. Another panel from Amazing Spider-Man #1. Peter talks himself out of using his powers to steal and decides to perform as Spider-Man in order to help make rent.

While that's technically true (and I agree with your broader point about Peter being a jerk until he gets his shit together as an adult), you're kind of leaving out the context that they were poor, without their breadwinner, and behind on rent.

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7 months ago
Screenshot of a Twitter post. The image is of a disembodied bald head with a hand pointing up and a lightbulb above its head. its mouth is wide open as if exclaiming something. The caption says "URETHRA!!"

Same energy

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7 months ago

this is true, I steal genders all the time, I have 36 genders, my pronouns are Mine/Now

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7 months ago

Yeah, and I'm CHOOSING to be a vessel for sin

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7 months ago
Tweet from weird blood sucking rich guy Bryan Johnson captioned "you up?". Includes a picture of Bryan Johnson in an old-timey set of pajamas with matching sleeping cap and an old-fashioned candle holder. He is wearing red sunglasses for some reason

He shoulda stopped here, and also dressed like this all of the time.

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8 months ago

plate armor with ugly metal patches on the sides where they crudely covered the holes meant for the arms of four-armed insectoids

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8 months ago
Magic The Gathering card Standstill

Two mana blue enchantment.
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, each of that player’s opponents draws three cards.

Flavor Text: "Take your time" Mtg card Arboria

4 mana green World Enchantment

Creatures can’t attack a player unless that player cast a spell or put a nontoken permanent onto the battlefield during their last turn.

Flavor Text: "I have never before felt so unwelcome in a forest." - Jolrael Silent Arbiter 

4 mana artifact creature. 1/5.

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.

Flavor text: Scholars say that arbiters exist on every world, created by an unknown hand to enforce justice.

Raging River is probably too complicated but I do love minigame cards like this. Give me weird little game states that force you to use resources less than optimally!

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8 months ago

He does, but I don't know if anyone knew that there were still living Atlanteans when they set out. Also, he's probably in the hole for a billion dollars in 1910s money since the submarine exploded.

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