paige (survivor commentary etc) brown

Nate every time he says “vibes”

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“5 stars” -local 9 year old boy

I wonder why Jeremiah decided to vote Nicole out #survivor49

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Not to get lost in the semantics, but this is not a wheelbarrow Jeff

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When Eva gets a chance for her 15th advantage via rocks

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*runs* @davidbloomberg.bsky.social

I get Mary’s mad Kyle didn’t jump on board but agreeing to blindside your ally in the integrity alliance BEFORE the challenge even happens is terrible strategy #survivor48

The #TheTraitorsUS turret tonight

Kesha’s “Your Love is My Drug” is one of the few songs that hits the same in 2024 as it did in 7th grade

My cat had surgery and now he looks like a renaissance painting

Welcome back, Tony Vlachos. #survivor47

Learning that Bob Crowley from Gabon embroiders as the unofficial survivor embroiderer has been the highlight of my night

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Strategically, Sam shouldn’t have taken Genevieve.

But also he’s been in a hole for like 4 episodes so might as well take the person you get along with and try to sell Andy on a trio instead of the bottom of a 5

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*plots deviously about how to get cast on the show to bring the biggest schtick I can to tribal*

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I fear my app game brainrot is such that I would kill the journey ball challenge #survivor47

My watch party had the electricity go out. This is the determination only #survivor47 fans could have

Let’s be real. The only reason I post on the other app is because my lizard brain is satisfied that I get more likes.

I will remind anyone listening that bringing costumed characters to a children’s hospital is a terrible idea, and baby Paige on a morphine drip would affirm this.

Honestly I don’t want to see it because I hate a cliffhanger of waiting for the second movie. I’d rather binge it all in one sitting

… Frankenship …

A friend invited me to join her in a Turkey Trot 5K on Thanksgiving

I replied that, unfortunately, I’m busy doing literally anything else

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When Gabe said he wanted to play like Russell Hantz, I guess he meant he wanted his downfall to be underestimating a strong woman #survivor47

I love a man who isn’t afraid to Disney bound at Tribal Council #survivor47

Brandon do you think this app is Be Real

Andy listening to Jeff explain the challenge #Survivor

Jeff: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY TRADE YOUR SHOT IN THE DARK FOR FOOD?

players: tbh kind of forgot I had this
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