Kaz | Luka | Jacob

Valen made it better, help 🤣 #bnha #bnhahawks #mhahawks #mha #myheroacademia #memes @accidentallyluka.bsky.social

Btw parmesan cheese (shredded in a container) is cheese but parmesan cheese (in a small block) is not cheese.

Mr Mime has forward facing eyes

if it's for my partner， i'll gladly conquer any hell we come across.

❝ salad is a clotting agent ❞

❝ Look, I'm not saying he needs to take Vicodin, but — ❞

❝ — VICODIN??? ❞

❝ ..... Viagra, not my point – ❞

❝ Well- I hope he gives piss. you've gotta give piss; you can't just keep it - ❞

❝ Hell is pink 🩷 ❞

❝ See, I'm not trans; I'm just permanently stuck in an anime horse girl cosplay for some reason - ❞

( yes I'm trans & yes this was a Pretty Derby joke ; #UmamusumePrettyDerby #Umamusume #PrettyDerby #cosplayer )

❝ Where can we buy a new mimic?? ❞

❝ I didn't mix enough [paint]; it's absorbing it- ❞

❝ Yes, baby, foam is porous ❞

❝ Why does my encyclopedia of Pokémon knowledge not know what a Heat Rock is!? ❞

If you have any reason to hide this Pride month: know you are not forgotten.
It is not shameful to be queer.

Always here to hear about your Pokémon adventures! 💚

❝ You've corrupted your algorithm - now your Before Bed Scrolling is horny. ❞

( rare context: Luka was looking up Love And Deepspace earlier to see what a cosplay was from )

❝ Paprika's useless. ❞

❝ My boyfriend is taxing the cows. Your move, Donald Tr*mp. ❞

❝ Mouth Blood is demons. ❞

❝ Don't bite the intersex people! ❞

"Life never gave us lemons. Lemons are fake."

❝ Tell me you don't look at the Elongated Muskrat and see Heart Enterprises. You can't. ❞

( while dressed as Seras Victoria + Father Anderson from Hellsing Ultimate )

❝ we murdered a Smurf together ❞

❝ I don't think that was sanctioned ❞

❝ Smurfs aren't beings of God ❞

❝ I hate that creepy little gender-ambiguous puppet thing ❞

❝ I hate Angel Dust's head. It's so... *shaped* - ❞

❝ Yeah but ducks don't fly – ❞

❝ Ducks.. ducks fly, my love. They fly south for the winter. ❞

(mortified) ❝ I WAS THINKING OF CHICKENS – ❞

❝ Is this the part where we crash out Lestat-style? ❞

❝ Yeah. Your discretion if I mean the murder or the drugs, but yeah. ❞

❝ They should just grow fish that don't have bones. ❞

oh yeah we're officially done posting all the old jokes/quotes from twt - so everything from here on is somewhat recent

❝ I ate newspaper as a kid–❞

❝ That explains a lot about you as a person. ❞

❝ DAMN— ❞

'I built this FYP page brick by brick, but it's just Wolverine fan cams.' –Luka