Arc

The "im back in the fucking building again" sound bit hits really different when you're in the emergency room

I have no fears
*new video message received*
I have one fear

Just say you want a sub, its 2025 no one's vanilla kink shaming anymore

What happens when you have some hyper mobility issues and a tickle fight ensues with your partner while lying on a bed? A partially dislocated shoulder and wrist and somehow the muscle in my forearm doesn't feel like its in the right spot.
But I didnt get tickled once so I still win.

Me: im getting my car fixed so I can finally make plans to meet a friend irl for the first time
Brain: they're going to think you're a creep if you ask them if they want to meet up even though you've talked about it multiple times
Me: ???

My birthday is 10 days away, and im honestly more anxious about it this year than normal. I dont really like my birthday, so the anxiety isnt really new, just definitely not feeling it this year

As someone who left the content scene over a decade ago and has been contemplating coming back, that sent shivers down my spine

I am so tired that if I close my eyes long enough I'll see God. Which is pretty impressive for a pagan

The fact that a random Tumblr that i have never seen or interacted with blog has an oc that essentially is dead naming my whole ass government name just gave me whiplash.

Ultimate predator

Please don't do this to us. We are too tired to try and mentally map this one out

Working third shift is both exhausting and incredibly lonely for my mental health at this point

Brain: all your friends hate you
Me: wait, they consider me a friend?

ahhh sorry guys i’m gonna have to bail on the rapture tomorrow, not feeling 100% and i don’t wanna risk getting anyone up there sick :( :( hope you all have so much fun tho!!! send pics!

No. Don't mom shame. Don't mess up your societal image like that.
On the other hand, mine's already ruined. I'll roast the crap out of them for all of us

Whisper (aka my partner): "Enemies to lovers isn't appealing to me. I dont want someone to be mean to me first. Just love bomb me from the start. What's that trope called?"
Me: "Toxic relationships. You know, like 90 percent of my dating history."

Either pill is about to lead to a good time for someone

On tonight's episode of "how's your life going ghost?" I managed to dislocate my shoulder by taking off my shirt, which is a new one for me. This is also happening after not sleeping the night before because of a mental health crash. Wtf is even happening

⁴And despite all of this, im trying. Writing. Talking. Creating. I don't have it all together. Fuck no one does. But if I can help one person find joy in my writing. Make the silly little internet friendship work, and make him laugh and forget the world for 5 seconds, then its worth it.

³And I still question if I can call us friends because im constantly convinced they wont see me that way, im just the "stranger they met online" despite evidence against it. Because in my head, why would we be friends. Why would he want me and my baggage to be a part of his life.

²I have someone that I have personal conversations with, each of us trying to give support and comfort to the other in the few times we can talk. Even light hearted flirting and just making each other laugh. Even having conversations about our struggles and trying to make plans to see each other irl

¹The people that think I have everything together and it all figured out make me laugh. I struggle with writing because I am constantly doubting my skills and abilities, regardless of how many compliments I get. At this point I have more wips than unanswered messages in my inboxes.

I think im more concerned than confused by this one

"If I die please drag my bkdy outside so at the very least it wont be said that I died in a publix."

Everyday at work I make the comment, "if I die, please make jokes about it. Don't let the funniest thing about my death be that I died in a grocery store."

"Hey ghost, have you been working on you WiPs?"
Nope, but do you want hear about the RWBY fanfic idea that's been stuck in my head that I am also not writing but is stopping me from doing any other writing

Mood

No context quotes:
Friend: I hate you. How could you say that?
Me: Very easily I just went "teehee" and hit send

Will forever be mad that the line, "you actually think im scared of you? I will burn down entire civilizations just to inconvenience one person." Was not a major villainous quote from an antagonist in one of my wips, but a comment i made to my boss during our latest argument.

"Pet names are reserved for relationships" screw that. If I want to call my friend 'my little fang' because of his love (obsession?) of vampires and I know it might make him blush and giggle im gonna do it.