KnotInElle

KnotInElle

@knotinelle.bsky.social

The literal worst. Useless STEM PhD Crochet | Cats | Books Mom to LeftTwin & RightTwin She/her

177 Followers 1,008 Following 227 Posts Joined Jan 2025
6 months ago

Dreadful by Caitlin Rozakis (it involves a giant killer squid that lives in a castle moat)

I'm currently listening to Cant Spell Treason without Tea, and it's cute so far but only a few chapters in.

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6 months ago

Others I really enjoyed are:

The Starving Saints - Gothic Horror

Cerulean Sea duology by TJ Klune - the voice acting for the character of Chauncey makes these a must listen.

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6 months ago

Glad to know I'm not the only one who will admit this in public.

I wish there was a way I could let you see my Libby history as I use it almost exclusively for audiobooks.

If you're okay dipping into youth stories, the Morrigan Crow audiobooks are great, I've been listening to them with my kids.

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6 months ago
Covers for three of Kimberly Lemmings books including, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon, That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted A Love Potion at a Werewolf, and That Time I got Drunk and Saved a Human.

The Assistant to the Villain audiobooks series has been fun so far.

If you wanna get *really* silly... Go search for Kimberly Lemmings' "That time I got drunk..." Series. I was simultaneously clutching my pearls & snort laughing.

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9 months ago

Why is there a pathological avoidance of all things crust

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9 months ago
A grocery store birthday cake with confetti sprinkles, and blue icing has the word "TACO" written in red icing in the middle of the cake.

Amused that my "TACO" grocery store cake from a decade ago is suddenly relevant.

#TACO

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9 months ago

Stages of your refrigerator breaking
1) Denial
2) Anger
3) Acceptance
4) Trash bags and bleach
5) Joy at Repair
6) Pain from grocery bill

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9 months ago

You can come visit me. We have at least 3 pigeons who live on our block.

We also have a nesting pair of Partridge 😍

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9 months ago

Small curious minds want to know what prompt won

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9 months ago

They also agreed to provide more prompts in exchange for a Hi-Chew, or a cola flavored Chupa Chup.

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9 months ago

Ask 7yr olds. We got a late entry... "Narwhals dressed up as unicorns"

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9 months ago

Asked the kids and got the following:

1) Fancy Flamingos
2) Kitten at a PJ party
3) Bee Dance Club
4) Jellyfish Gala
5) Crabs eating candy
6) Vampire Cats
7) Bears dressed up as Pokemon
8) Cats as bread
9) Peacocks playing sports
10) Bugs dressed up as other bugs

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9 months ago

Attn @feistywaters.com. Not only delicious, your oatmeal may also be reducing PFAS

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9 months ago

Who doesn't need this in their life?!!

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10 months ago

I'm here for a Craboracle

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10 months ago

Tinycat discovered that a claw in my nostril has a100% success rate of waking me up.

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10 months ago

This is a Ditto

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11 months ago

True, but you're across the street from a delightful bar.

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11 months ago

I feel like we just need a campaign starring Isabella Rossellini?

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11 months ago

Have you ever seen a teddy bear sunflower? An absolute delight.

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11 months ago

Hubs likes to bring up learning styles for sport. It has a 100% success rate at infuriating me.

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11 months ago

Gorgeous!!!!

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11 months ago
Preview
Opinion | The Tech Fantasy That Powers A.I. Is Running on Fumes (Gift Article) A.I. is just what we need in the post-fact era: less research and more predicting what we want to hear.

This piece from @tressiemcphd.bsky.social starts with a bang and just gets better and better. Gift link.

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11 months ago

Fruit... All the same good stuff that's in veg is also in fruit. Over time my kids ate more veg. Veg was always an option at meals, but they got to decide if/ how much they ate.

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11 months ago

Sound on!!!!! Duckling Slappy Slaps.

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11 months ago
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Elbows Up Canada Wear your values. Madame Premier advocates for women and democratic partiicpation in Canadian politics through fashion, conversation and community.

Also Madame Premier madamepremier.ca/collections/...

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11 months ago

S & k collective

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11 months ago
A stack of crochet cat beds in grey, purple, blue and pink shades.

Thirteen #cattrivet cat beds and counting. If only I could get a volunteer to weave in my ends πŸ˜‚

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11 months ago

I appreciate your house also plays chicken for which adult decides dinner.

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