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@kinglaurel.bsky.social

portland-area rock band (in the making)

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Gather up your hooorrrseeeesss

20.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s literally become the modern party of lies. What do you expect?

20.07.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think people are forgetting this was T***p years and years ago, before the rambling old man we see today. He thought he was a powerful playboy. Would 2025 T write this? No way. But this was 2003 and T was a completely different guy.

19.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHarry Trumpan was weak, a fraud, and many say he was a loser. A friend of cricked Hilary. People say Tubman was so unpopular, the likes of which America has never Sean. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

18.07.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait for people to start drawing nude sharpie images around t***p holding up all of his executive orders

18.07.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember working in a stereotypically conservative job shortly after Obama got elected. Every day the boss would gather us around and ask us if we’d gotten our β€œObama check” in the mail yet. 1.5 decades later, I can report I’ve received many COVID β€œTrump checks,” yet never an Obama check.

18.07.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also sorry, this isn’t a distraction. This is potentially the largest across-the-board political coverup of any of our lifetimes. This could upend the global power structure completely. Anyone suggesting it’s β€œa distraction” might be worried they’re about to personally lose their own power.

18.07.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To quote Mike Johnson just a couple days ago: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."

18.07.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. They were in a public place and assumed they wouldn’t get caught. But they accidentally were, and because of the internet there’s just a global audience.

You’re trying to conflate people doing bad things to others with people being caught doing bad things.

18.07.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh so that’s why they voted to not debate/release the Epstein files. Covering up predators is gods will

15.07.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a dollar for every β€œend is ______” product I’ve seen/bought, I’d have dozens of dollars…and we’re all still here, and β€œgod” is still allowing his empire to soil itself

07.07.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll have to look into this. All I know is having to deal with the paywall for all my east portland-area news

04.07.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the Pamplin Media Group papers should print this article

02.07.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This episode was UNHINGED. Thank you so much for making it!

01.07.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It shouldn’t be possible, yet here we are. They should be contractors or SES’ers at best. A real slap in the face to all who’ve actually served.

23.06.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(This is assault)

21.06.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

Don’t worry, they’ll brief congress about it on Tuesday.

22.06.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.06.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s spelled β€œGob”

21.06.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So T***p’s font size is so large his phone screen shows like four words per line?!

17.06.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight, I introduced legislation to stop Trump from from leading us into an illegal war with Iran.

Another war in the Middle East could cost countless lives, waste trillions more dollars, and lead to even more deaths, more conflict, and more displacement.

17.06.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5907    πŸ” 1145    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 78
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16.06.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8310    πŸ” 2703    πŸ’¬ 566    πŸ“Œ 345
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No longer supporting the no Kings movement

15.06.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn Jimmy Carter, you really were the rockβ€―andβ€―roll President.

16.06.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMove, you’re blocking the sidewalk,” - said to a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk…by a guy on a horse on a sidewalk?!

16.06.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s all those β€œdon’t tread on me” folks when you need them?

15.06.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those patterns look so intricate - that lady’s shirt must be really expensive! πŸ‘•

15.06.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Niiice. My crew got triple 3’s today, which is always a great feeling

14.06.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found it for ya

14.06.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t drink the water, Andy

14.06.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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