🧶🦙erm, fleeced to meet you?🦙🧶

the quality of their music is not in question just how much i like it

exiled to the scaly community (positive)

handing in my furry millennial badge due to HR finding out i dont like the mystery skulls

is modest mouse.... mouse music

I feel bad giving extra advice, but also its better to have 5 smaller meals that are only 800 calories than to have 3 big meals, nobody talks about how hard it is to eat more than your body is used to, so making your meals a little smaller but then say having a 4th/5th meal goes a long way etc etc

forgive me for replying but i've been there, the thing that tipped me over was really aggressive use of peanut butter. A few BIG spoons before bed and with meals can add 600+ calories a day which if done for a few months will absolutely have an impact. Also poptarts are very small and high calorie.

omg, they're perfect

gordon ramsey yelling donkey at you tf trigger

heartwarming, local alpaca resisted urge to correct someone being obviously and harmlessly wrong in a reply to them

im more used to 4xl tbqh

im sorry i hadnt scrolled down far enough to see the rest ims orry im trying to delete it

idk i think my dad was bigger

😤 this is so goood

people banging on the apartment doors and windows in anguish trying to get me to stop adding pureed butternut squash to my next sauce as well. I am a beast who fears not god nor man i will puree everything and put it into a pasta sauce nobody is safe from my schemes

trueeee!

adding pureed butter beans to my next red pasta sauce due to my evil nature

ok but if its mario kart im winning 😤

its a penrose diagram! an explanation for black holes (and white holes) (and other things) worth looking up

a part of physics? haha i hope so!

Penrose diagram altered to show the antihorizon as antiwolf (dog) and horizons listed as wolf, the parallel universe listed as inside dogs the black hole listed as wolf pretending to be a dog and the white hole listed as dog pretending to be wolf

such cases easily predicted by penrose diagrams etc etc

(completely misreading you post) haha, believe me im already into dork puppy play

i dont watch sit coms, which is why i didnt watch ncsi 🗿

thats the goat officer thats the goat that had the mean post about queso little queso beloved alpaca queso

leaning in closer to the microphone, startrek was a sitcom

NCIS was a sitcom

my personal best skill is not looking who im replying to on telegram and just assuming im talking to the correct person and heres the thing, im always right and never wrong

Its so wild going on twitter and seeing someone with 50k, 100k followers get like 30-40 likes on their posts, fake fucking website lol

that simply describes me in general

home made avos ..

black and green and mashable............................... i believe this