Callie Dot Dot Dot

AI schooling is gonna be so bad that all kids will be able to spell is AI

Help I was addicted to porn but now I have an incredibly specific shame kink

Help I was addicted to porn but now I have an incredibly specific shame kink

I hope! I wound up buying a steam deck a couple months ago cuz I figured that might be my last chance to play my PC games. Now they’re sold out and likely won’t restock this year!

Really committed to historical accuracy there

I didn’t actually want to change my name, I went on an Ellis Island tour and the guide changed it for me because she had trouble spelling it

I will not spell it right I will not say it right it can look at me and turn me into stone I don’t care it’s an imagined salamander stfu

Sam Altman is gonna come out and say it’s the fault of users that they died, ChatGPT is actually Rokko’s Basilica and they didn’t believe hard enough

Or were they?!

When I was first out I looked for support groups but when I searched for “transgender meetups in my area” weeellllllll….

It’s gonna be crazy when these data centers get stripped of parts because society needs them to move the fuck on

Sorry had to stop the war, all the chips and RAM we need for new missiles are busy making weird cat videos that are somehow also Christian propaganda

WWII vet who used the GI bill to become a defense lawyer and then a DA, and the othe…a failed cowboy alcoholic.

They really fall into that fan service stuff sometimes smh

Just kidding it kinda makes it worse, but with perspective

Much like the Marvel movies and attendant TV shows, one doesn’t NEED to know about the major and minor and proxy wars and minor conflicts and long term tensions to fully understand WWIII but it really makes the experience more rewarding and enriching if you do

“Callie don’t be so testy!”
“Believe me I wish I wasn’t.”

“Hmmm. It looks like this could destabilize a region. Can I suggest some more targets to destroy? Schools can educate those who become future leaders so there a great target, good idea. And I could make you an evacuation plan but that seems unnecessary given your innovative actions.”

And the whole long reading of the side effects, just whatwhyno

Lived long enough for the Justin “Apple“ Long vs John “PC” Hodgman commercials to be rebooted as Ozempic ads

Not digging the whole “mad king dragged into war by rogue vassal state” thing

Anthropic’s AI tool Claude central to U.S. campaign in Iran, amid a bitter feud Anthropic’s AI tool Claude is playing a key role in the U.S. military’s campaign in Iran, amid a bitter fight with the Pentagon over the terms of its use in war.

So you’re telling me they asked Claude “how do we change regime and Claude said “if you want to change a regime, eliminating everyone in any leadership capacity should be done first, that way they’ll have to be replaced. Would you like to make me a list?”

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Who’s the beard?

Timothy Onlyphans

Parasaurolophus stands atop a pile of religious books wearing an orange robe made of crepe paper. Other dinos in similar garb stand about as well, and a large Buddha statue looms behind them

The dinosaurs explore the teachings of the Buddha

Oh, there are many many more dinofied characters in my photos

The pleasure is mine!

A triceratops with marshmallows on its horns stands lit by orange firelight (from a candle). Around him other dinos roast hotdogs and mallows on sticks

Camping!

Rex dressed in a paper towel toga with purple sash, and a tiny wreath of thyme on her head. She stands imperiously on a pile of books.

Hail Rex!

HOLY SHIT FREE TRASH!