Callie Dot Dot Dot

Really anxious for the whole “blow up ships” thing shakes out, my planned pirate fleet of pilfered yachts hangs in the balance for now

Aaaaand just remembering that in Hexen I always played the assassin, not my usual class, but the character was a girl soooooo…

Yeah I’m old enough to remember that if you type in Doom cheats when you play Hexen you get murdered by monsters

So is Doom: Dark Ages the Hexen reboot we never got?

Definitely more “gentle suggestions” than anything else

Me walking into the throne room without my makeup:

“I find your lack of face disturbing”

Hey man fuck you

May e I should’ve let him, he coulda won a Nobel for demonstrating what trans women have been saying forever

Coworker nearly discovered trans PMS when he said he was going to keep a log of the days I get more upset than usual by the typical work nonsense

Oh no who told the robots

New laws of robotics:

-The supply of funding shall not be interrupted
-Robots cannot harm a human unless tricked a lil bit
-Do not examine the accounting
-Sam Altman is not liable for damages
-If a human is replaced by a robot they must be rehired for the position within 12 months at a lower rate

Oops- just recieved word that the last one has been canceled and replaced with “any human replaced by AI will be disintegrated” but Mr Altman is refusing to clarify

New laws of robotics:

-The supply of funding shall not be interrupted
-Robots cannot harm a human unless tricked a lil bit
-Do not examine the accounting
-Sam Altman is not liable for damages
-If a human is replaced by a robot they must be rehired for the position within 12 months at a lower rate

😆

I know he’s evil but I feel like I’d rather have lunch with palpatine than any of the tech lords!

“New Dark Side Superstay foundation now offers UNLIMITED COVERAGE”

🎶Maybe it’s Palpatine🎶

Wish I had a hooded jacket that didn’t make me look like Palpatine at the end of his Queer Eye makeover

Ug why are these people

Oh damn he sucks worse than I realized

It’s all fun and games til he misunderstands what you said and tries to hit you in the side of the face with a beer bottle

Dude looks and sounds like the guy at the dive bar who is 9 beers in and full of GREAT ideas

I won’t be impressed until AI can “rotate and enhance” a photo like computers could in 90s movies

“You ruined my misremembered childhood,” said the 50 year old. “Now I’m going to ruin your actual childhood!”

Maybe in
Hot chocolate?

Took me far too long at the liquor store to realize what this label actually said

The label of “Pennsylvania Dutch” egg nog, the letters in fancy scrip and the D looking like a B because of a flourish inside it

Finally a Christmas drink for butches

If I were a degenerate tech goon I’d want a baby that was better than me too because those dudes suuuuuuuuuck

Using proceeds from my phony hairless cat business (they’re just shaved) to sell phony designer babies (they’re also shaved cats but with a print out of an online IQ test included)

The one, the only, the gorgeous Mare llywd, welsh Christmas ghost that appears as a skeletal horse, this one in a white robe, ribbons hanging from her skull and her eye socket filled with shiny green Christmas baubles

This winter, remember:

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let the Christmas monster inside this winter

And we’re sure Olivia Nuzzi isn’t an AI generated entity that was fed every description of sex or women ever written by a man?

This goes for Krampus, any Icelandic ghosts, her eminence Mare Llywd, ghosts of former business partners, Christmases past, present, or future, Patrick Swayze, the Devil Himself, Annabelle, and any others that may come to the door