At this point I just skeet to quote reskeet help me I’ve got poster madness
You can’t even search for tramps on pornhub anymore, you have to look for hobo erotica
A masterpiece
Oh I’m gonna have to watch it again, it’s been way too long
I agree! It’s just an absolute popcorn adventure blast and watching Frank Langella chew scenery like he does is always a pleasure
I was so enamoured with Geena Davis flicks as a kid, I had no idea Cutthroat Island was a terrible movie because cool pirate lady ooooooooh
Transition timeline, 2021 to 2024 to 2026
Gotta grab them and shake em back into the right shape after I get home from work and remove their restraints.
Convincing my Canadian coworker to become a superhero. So far we’ve settled on the name The Red Maple and a costume involving a maple leaf-cupped corset and a Toque of Truth.
I’m so old I remember when you had to download spyware to make your phone into a flashlight
I sure as hell will
You are too kind!
Thank you! I found a couple tracts in a restaurant and knew I had to repurpose them
Chick tracts are hateful hateful little comic screeds and you can find their bizarre bigotry in random places where people like to leave them. I pick them up to laugh at them and so they don’t ruin someone else’s day
Today’s art is a Chick Tract enhanced angel statue
Gonna engage in some “reflective imbibing” later
(Drink while wistfully thinking of the lost pass)
Wonders never cease but it would be nice if they would just for like a day or two
Not beating the not beating the allegations allegations
It’s almost worse than the time I saw a guy claim that the pope and Ghengis Khan conspired to invent Jesus
Gonna start naming all the untoward things I do with euphemistic covers like that
“Dignified transfer” is just the name for handing over remains, not a description of how the process plays out, so wearing a hat is okay, sheesh yall.
The sheer effort and coordination it would take to fake Hannibal is so mind boggling that I can’t believe someone would even suggest the possibility
I’m so old I remember when you had to download spyware to make your phone into a flashlight
Could this be a solution?
Jamie Lee Curtis Yarvin
…and the walrus…
Not beating the not beating the allegations allegations
Ooo yeah I gotta get the kids on that
