If I don’t find my husband by 30 then it’s the bachelor life for me😭 I will NOT be interested in anyone
This is gonna sound shallow but i judge people based off the quality of their tattoos.
Preferably bald*
I wanna rub baby oil on it pa
I just hope my soulmate is 6’5, muscular but stocky, and bearded 🥹
I’ve snowboarded more this month than i did the past whole season
I thought olive oil cakes were a new concept until i realized I’ve been putting olive oil into every box cake mix I’ve made…
It’s cold so we might as well go out to Aspen
Mind you we in Kroger 😭
Yall my momma might be a vampire. She hasn’t aged in 20 years
Just felt like I had to share idk
I used to talk too much as a kid so my mom kept lollipops in her purse when she got annoyed and wanted me to shut up for 10mins
I had a nightmare that everyone around me was in relationships EXCEPT for me
I think I need a nose piercing
So this shit is a lot harder than it looks…
I love life
If he owns a pair of dragon ball z pj’s he’s hiding an anaconda under them🤷🏽 I don’t make the rules
W-w-waves on swim so they hate on himmmmm🙂↔️🙂↔️
My family can go shot for shot with any family!!!😂😂😩
Who gone kiss em better 🥹
My mfkn feet hurt
& PLEASE I KNOW IM XTRA LITE- ITS MID WINTER
Low quality photos, high quality subject💞
Unfortunately all I think about when I hear her name is that Jill Scott impression
Unfortunately Natalie nunn ate on that 🎶doin what I want🎶 song with that little mermaid ass under the sea ass beat
Idk why people acting like Alvin and the chipmunks weren’t some of the best performers of this generation
may the spirit of procrastination leave my body this year.
Literally almost every day😭 had to explain to my therapist what’s going on
Yall be looking GOOD AS FUCK for 30+🥹 I hope I can be like yall when I grow up
Prince* but thank you queen 😚
