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triple crown winner, the invincible tokai teio #ウマ娘

naming this the tightpants gambit

peep the fit

Spent a weekend drafting a novel using Blake Snyder's Beat-sheet. Very fun exercise.

Thought of a banger tweet in the gym but forgot it as soon as I got back home.

Idgi, I have a massive headache everytime I wake up from sleeping, even though I'm sleeping for 8+ hours every night

Pop marts are evil bruh, how did i buy 5 boxes and still not get what i wanted 😭

see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.

I'm convinced happy people are some of the smartest people out there. Smart, happy and successful. This attracts like-minded, high energy, people. Success does breed more success.

"We're going to kill you, stuff your minced meat in your intestines and cook a delicious meal." Is what I would tell a pig if they understood the English language.

Unbearable itch to play Runescape again.

Okay, I think I'm attracted to girls who can do chin-ups

I live in China and still feel unsafe, because despite domestic stability, geopol is still unpredictable, and it's ramping up to a point where we become the target of the next shitstorm.

Dating as an adult is horrible. Get your relationship sorted out by college and marry before entering the workplace. It's dire out there.

Boomers don't even say they're slacking, they just say "work smarter not harder"

Replace Millennial burger joints with hotpot chain asap.

I should become a drug addict

Article 1: "How did we arrive at this loneliness epidemic 🫤"
Article 2: "Once you reach mid-age, you should get rid of all of your low value contacts 👿"
Gee I wonder.

Nothing to look forward to this weekend nor the next week either

The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

republicans straight up removed their house speaker while the democrats can't even bring themselves to gently criticize hakeem jeffries. pathetic!

This is where I live

Fascinated at how the legend of King Arthus is a reconstruction of the mandate of heaven.

not even the first time i drew a voicesynth in beatrice's fit.... miku comm from last year i don't think i posted

If you work a field, the educational system should aim to boost your performance in said field. A construction worker should familiarize with their construction drawings, not get an ad on courses about the metaverse. Knowledge without value is just noise; a course without value is a liability.

The culture isn't caught up to the post-reform years. Input isn't effort, and collecting doesn't mean mastery. A Huawei manager will not pay to read "Xiaomi growth strategy course".

Construction worker learning PMP, in a workplace that uses pirated software. Small time merchants learning Python. Cleaning ladies learning how to buy stock. >100k yuan people are the most affected by the grift.

Virtually nothing taught by private tutors can be applied in the industry. Its either test material for certification or tidbits of mainstream information padded with garbage. Anything to waste time and siphon money.

Like an entire cottage industry is set up to siphon money. Unsurprisingly, the most affected are the poor and the disenfranchised.