Emm Vee

Emm Vee

@emmmveee.bsky.social

I can't tell you too much because of Social Media policies I'm obliged to adhere to

209 Followers 329 Following 2,344 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 hours ago

My name? Oh, yes. H. O. Seasons

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3 hours ago
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I'm strugglin' with a pain reaction

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3 hours ago

Hoseason's repair, Hoseason's replace?

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3 hours ago

Cor, makes you proud to be British

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3 hours ago

No, but she is

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4 hours ago

How are we feeling about tonight blues?

Win, lose or draw the #cans are in the fridge

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5 hours ago

I know someone who has done the entire thing on foot

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6 hours ago

If smart speakers are so fucking smart, why can't it tell the radio station that I'm listening to that I'm already listening via smart speaker and don't need telling how to listen through a smart speaker every five fucking minutes?

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7 hours ago

Weather warning?

More like "Good drying day"

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7 hours ago
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The wokes have taken Churchill off the fiver, Beryl!

Artwork Credit: @leehealey.bsky.social

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9 hours ago

It isn't the use of "ghetto blaster" that ages this fess

It's the fact that you used to be able to get decent customer service

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12 hours ago
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If plant-based foods must be more honest, let’s do the same for meat – fancy some ‘cow muscle’? | Deirdra Barr EU rules banning terms such as ‘bacon’ for veggie products are problematic, btw cow muscle = steak, says the Vegetarian Society’s Deirdra Barr

If plant-based foods must be more honest, let’s do the same for meat – fancy some ‘cow muscle’? | Deirdra Barr

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12 hours ago

If eating meat is the only thing keeping your life from being "drab", I suggest taking up a hobby or two

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19 hours ago

I don't know the name of the other one but that orchid is doing wonderfully!

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21 hours ago

Ooof!

That is up there with Merlin to Dzeko in the sick swan

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22 hours ago

Vinny doing a great audition

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22 hours ago
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Probably already left the country

Hopefully we have an extradition treaty with Mongo

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22 hours ago

#Humblebrag

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22 hours ago

Are Spurs being mega shit? Is it worth watching for the schadenfreude or have they just been a bit unlucky?

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22 hours ago

I'm old enough to remember when people speculated that Spurs could be relegated and win the champions league in the same seaon

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23 hours ago

Good grief!

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1 day ago
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🚨 Arbeloa said always expect surprised from you… Pep Guardiola: “A lot of surprises”. 👀😁

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1 day ago

Couldn't happen to a bigger cunt

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1 day ago

And dead horses

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1 day ago

I didn't get it on my headphones but could defo hear it when I switched to the car

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1 day ago

That "Who are you? Who are you?" killed me

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1 day ago

Not for the first time, either

He's almost the antithesis of Badenoch i.e. not online *enough*

Surely he can see the public has no appetite for this "war"?

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1 day ago

He really is shit at politics isn't he?

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1 day ago
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Oil prices drop sharply after Trump moves to reassure markets over Iran war US president describes conflict as ‘very complete’, but threatens further strikes after Iran says it won’t allow ‘one litre of oil’ to leave Middle East while war continues

Let's see if pump prices drop just as sharply as they went up

I won't hold my breath

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2 days ago

The rest of the world uses oil and gas too

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