Emm Vee

If this is a parody, then it's very well done

If it isn't, it's even funnier

That coward is no man

It will never make sense!

Which bit of your ribs?

Not in the slightest!

Fallout 4 explains the number of hours!

What were your favourite games of the year?

I'm lumping a tenner on him to score anytime now!

He has a great legacy at City

Yes, he could be maddening at times but even Haaland misses a few sitters

I hope you've got plenty of sugar in for all the tea twos

Yeah, I'm tired of it now

Great guy, lovely player, cult hero and amazing hair

However, his lack of fitness is infuriating. Especially when contrasted with his ever present England availability

Time to go in the Summer in my opinion

I'm sure he'll be back fit for the next international break

This from @paulmason.bsky.social is a great line on Farage

"Racism comes in a plebeian flavour and a patrician flavour. It is so powerful that it can make people who cannot feed their kids vote for a man who goes fox hunting and wears pink corduroy trousers"

So many people fail to recognise how lucky they are through nothing other than sheer accident of birth

Should we, as a country, not have sent our children to the countryside during the blitz? Little fucking scroungers weren't working were they?

It's the most blatant "come and get me" to Saudi/Qatar I've ever seen

Only downside to it is LFC get another big wedge that they can claim funds their transfers for the next ten years

However, their talisman wanting out at the first sign of a wobble - hilarious

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 6

Regardless of the whinginess of it

Who buys a house without looking in the loft?

It's got to change! 'Share' if you agree!

It isn't but it's being reported by outlets that Reform voters wouldn't ever read

Whilst Reform are taking out full page ads in all the right leaning press

Then you've got the Reform supporters who see nothing wrong with these stories - or agree with him

Don't expect it to make much of a dent

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 5

The very rich and very poor are at the two ends of a horseshoe

They're a lot closer than they think

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Mine are in my glove box

Some have been brought from previous cars

Because (just like in the UK) forelock tugging

I think it's harsh to say Reijnders has flopped

I suppose given his age, you'd expect a bit more plug and play but it's always taken midfielders a season to settle (or more if your initials are KP)

This is a really important point and a very pertinent cartoon with the political discourse at the moment

It seems what people really mean by "take care of our own" is "do something that benefits me directly"

That’s never good but especially crappy at this time of year

Are you in a union? Mine has a credit union which can be handy for these kind of unexpected expenses

He's obviously called Pep "shampoo"

Did Noel join in this time?