Emm Vee

a man wearing a hard hat is standing next to two other men . ALT: a man wearing a hard hat is standing next to two other men .

£2 coin there though!

People used to refer to goalkeepers as “a protected species”

Currently it’s as if it’s open season on them

This blocking nonsense and half the players not even looking towards the side the ball is being delivered from is an absolute joke

The player stood blocking the goalkeeper here should be penalised. Happens constantly. More simply just tell goalkeepers in that scenario if they are making their way towards the ball and a player is blocking them like this it will be called as a foul. It used to be.

Wait. Got the temporary feed now

Thank you!

I've still got Newcastle as the most recent episode

We have no "partners in the Gulf". Israel and the US are both de-facto rogue states which do not represent our values or share our interests.

I think they can

Looks like they actually play for corners

Then, not only are they very good at them, but opponents are nervous defending them because they know what's coming

Aye, petrol has been as cheap as I can remember recently

I'm sure that's about to change

It's simply a test of our faith

Clearly we need to display more devotion

Don’t ever mention his name. You’ll awaken him

And again

He’s been frustratingly good recently

Arsenal fans: “We don’t just score from corners”

While simultaneously cheering every corner like it’s a goal

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The problem is, this is them trying

Lovely footballer. A real shame with the injuries he’s had

I’ve just spoken to the God of #Cans and they told me that if we all crack one now, Chelsea will win

The Lord hath spoken

The wrestling from the Arsenal players at corners is even worse when they’re defending them

Every player all over an opponent

Can I shock you? I like corners. Despite what I said earlier

Declan Rice's elbow was in a natural position... putting two arms around the neck of his opponent...

Go on the other Corners FC!

Now they stop the Chelsea player from jumping, move their arm towards the ball and deflect it and…. Nothing?

“VAR will be having a look at that”

Despite the ref being right there and clearly signalling that he saw the incident and indicated no foul

Fuck off

Bizarre football team

Loads of individual quality but absolute pump when put together

How come Gabriel wasn’t able to hold off that Spurs attacker like that last week?

Absolutely no mention of Gabriel climbing all over James

Fuck off Corners FC

Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?