Sir, there is ham on your forehead.
Literally Kobe every day. Like never occurs to him to catch a snack.
Since when is GATSBY a hard book???? They made me read Ayn Rand in 9th grade and the Canterbury Tales *in* Middle English in 10th grade. Are you high??
I changed my LA area code to a 202 number before I went to DC for my congressional internship in 2001 (fun fact my second day of work was 9/11) bc I knew I was moving there after college.
I left DC in 2008.
Was just reminded I’ve had a DC area code for 25 years LMAO.
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind -
WHERRRRRRE is myyy mind?
What are the top notes?
Kobe is a mood.
(Yes, my tree is still up, I don’t want to talk about it).
Can we introduce him to @noblecrown.bsky.social fragrances?
That’s ohana, JJ.
COOPER COOPER
When you’re ready to retire but you need 3 more years to qualify for health benefits under FERS
MCSCUSE ME??
“Bro, chill, it wasn’t even that big of a deal.”
Am I talking to my teenage son or an attorney???
THIS IS PROPAGANDA
My dude was like
I’ve had 2 Ritalin and a fucking Barney espresso and it’s done nothing.
I’m sorry, I need to go no further than telling a judge “I filed this thing intending it to be a draft”
I don’t blame you IRS took my tax money QUICK out that electronics checking transfer
That is HYSTERICAL. And that you would send a hard copy check to the IRS is the most Boat thing ever.
Ravens are terrifying.
The foam itself is good not too sweet.
Also you should be putting away that much in savings too. But just have it auto-transfer - so easy!
Retirement is so easy guys, just put $2,000 a month in your 401k for 25 years. Just set it to auto-deduct and you won’t even miss it.
Like the totals aren’t big but the percentage leap is.
Lol my gas bill has ranged from $15-28 since I moved here and now it’s $41 this month.
The ubefication of Starbucks
(Tommy Edman our Dodger Korean beige baby couldn’t play bc of injuries).
Look at these beige babies 🥹 🇰🇷
