Yooty

Ah I see they are reaching Doritos Sandwich age

The original podcast to fall asleep to.

I spent like 3 days making their croissants once and they were divine but I never made croissants again

I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream
Could bring a fall
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone
To tell me you're alone
It's easy to deceive
It's easy to tease
But hard to get release

This week kicked my ass. I’m gonna eat a burger and disassociate.

WITH OYSTER CRACKERS RAFFI.

And I actually like Skyline Chili it’s a lot like Michigan coney sauce but I always prefer chili Mac over dogs.

In 2022, I remember paying like $7 a gallon for premium when I was visiting home but like wtf are you going to do about it.

I’m just saying like I don’t get why Californians lose their shit about gas prices like it’s always fucking high here relax.

Lol it’s like $5.80 here rn and like 🤷🏻‍♀️ that’s what it costs here.

I have a trauma response that makes me give a lot of “helpful” unsolicited advice bc my brain is always trying to anticipate and prevent unpleasant/undesirable outcomes in every situation.

Inshallah.

Jeremiah just called to offer me $1 million for mineral rights to the parcel of land I apparently own in Durango, CO so things might be looking up

I just want an old Korean lady vest. Like, something without a collar and quilted as a nice little layering transition piece for the spring.

Come to Koreaaaa we are going soon

I’m pretty sure if DoD (I’m sorry DoW) can use AI to run all its wars and identify thousands of targets 6,000 miles away in real time, Sam Altman or Palantir can find a way to run these numbers in 3 business days.

AND SURPRISE THE BUSINESSES CAN ALSO WRITE OFF THE TARIFFS AS AN INCREASED COST OF GOODS SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE.

“Hey we raised your household costs 20-30% last year bc of tariffs, but we’re keeping the refunds of those tariffs” is some kind of bullshit.

Otherwise there’s no way to refund the consumer for the pass-through of increased prices. If refunds are issued to the corporations bc they technically paid the tariffs, then they essentially profit off the situation.

They just got a zillion dollars for DHS and are giving 5-figure bonuses for joining ICE, so…

But in actuality, Dems should campaign on issuing a one-time $2000 payment or tax credit per household and a $5,000 tax credit for businesses to refund the tariffs.

Potato tax

These are the ones I got from Pulmuone brand (it’s a Korean brand). Seafood City is Filipino centric Asian so it’s a toss up.

The Korean way to make Top Ramen is a pinch of cayenne and add green onions and maybe add egg like egg drop or poached. My family always got the Oriental flavor (now called Soy Sauce) - it has a little zing of ginger flavor. Sapporo Ichiban instant ramen has similar flavor but noodles are better.

Korean brands would be Jin Ramen Mild (cup or packet), Nong Shim Chicken cup/bowl ramen, or Snack Ramen. They are all mildly spicy (like salsa or black pepper would be - warm in the mouth).

Built our WinAmp playlists brick by brick on LimeWire and had Xanga blogs and Geocities sites to update our friends on our lives before Facebook, Friendster, or MySpace even existed, BSFFRRN.

Lol if you never logged into a Microsoft exchange server when your school email system was down by using a DOS command prompt for PINE then STFU.

The cup noodles enjoyed by the boys was Jin Mild and Gomtang (a beef bone broth flavored ramen that is also mild)

Today’s picks were and assortment of Korean corn dogs. Generally not a fan. We had hot dog ones and potato crusted cheese.

2 more kinds of cup noodles. Older boys liked. Tiny didn’t.

Not a fan of the onion potato Pokachips, but the chocolate churro Turtle Chips and Home Run Balls were good.

Like I personally would not bat an eye at “frigate” but…

It’s Korean Food Thursday. The boys are psyched.

Coming up for air and seeing we made a plumber with an associate's degree Secretary of DHS?

Cool cool cool.