C. Sloane

No song for this shit show.

Payless because they were the only shoe store that carried my size 😭😭

Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.

OOOOF #mastermindthemanuscript

Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”

The beautiful thing about the movie Galaxy Quest is that I’m only somewhat sure Alan Rickman was acting and not just deeply irritated to be in the movie Galaxy Quest

Me please! This will be my first!

Last ever mastermind for the eras tour

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Just realized I tagged the wrong @swiftalert13.swifties.social but thank you guys so much

And I’m so grateful to have been a part of everything even though I was late to the game. I guess I just wanna say thank you all for helping me through these rough month of adjustment and helping me find a sense of belonging somewhere.

Really shouldn’t be so emotional about the tour ending tonight but as a stay at home mom to a toddler it’s so hard to be able to be a part of things in person and I feel like @swiftalert.bsky.social and everyone else have built such a fun community that was easily accessible without leaving home 1/?

“If you have a mastermind score of 3 you are obligated to financial compensation, please call 1800138987” 🤣

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

Absolutely not 😂 but thanks for checking

Taylor swift as top artist

All this and no eras tickets 😭😭

Spotify wrapped summary listing champagne problems stats

When I said this was a no skip song I said it with my whole chest

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

HAPPY DECEMBER 1ST ❤️🎄💚

hey December, guess I'm feeling unmoored 🤎

it’s that time of year where i just want to eat soup, nap, read books, crawl into my tightly spun cocoon and hibernate until spring.

Me to the asshole that passed me as we end up at the same red light

That was yesterday and they seem to be much more cryptic today :/

I heard midnight from their twitter help account but it never clarified which time zone :/

Husband told me he’s done shopping for me for Christmas already and I haven’t even finished my list yet. But like that’s so hot because what do you mean I don’t have to do the mental labor and tell you what I want, you just did it?

Ronie made it in the Eras book! He deserves it so much!

Bag secured!!!

Starbucks brought samples out there are angels among us

Meanwhile my husband found out that most stores only have 80 vinyls and got so concerned that he freaked me out and I drove all the way to the store to check the line at midnight 😂😂