Giving racist meat scarecrows a taste of their own medicine
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
A Tale of Failure in Four Parts
First obituary to hit the Top 100
@senatedems love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Give it to me straight doc
For the internet hot-takers who think Nazism began with gas chambers and ghettos
Q: “Most hospitals + people who will lose insurance are in rural areas. If Trump & Republicans are so intent on sticking it to their own voters, why not let them?”
@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”
Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
Cmon everybody they’re just kooky 30-year-old kids, give em a break
#NoKingsDay
October 18: No Kings Day 👑✊ Because I want my 4 pillars back—rule of law, inclusion, diversity, and that old-school promise of America. Funny how demanding democracy feels rebellious now. #NoKingsDay #RestoreThePillars #Resist #SnarkTok
SEN. @gallego.senate.gov on the terrible Milei rock concert: “Millions of Americans are about to lose their health care and have their insurance premiums double, but Trump & Republicans are giving this idiot $20 BILLION. Good job. Way to make America First, guys.”
My message to Kristi Noem is clear: Get out of Chicago.
Mission accomplished
Feeling #blessed that the Dems are fighting back like a baby with a spine made of milk
Hey Brett Kavanaugh, is this a “brief investigative stop”?
Authoritarians Be Censoring
@abc @jimmykimmel
SCOTUS likes immigrants the same way Trump likes kids: frightened and at constant risk of being grabbed against their will
Florida: Where “doing your own research” means Googling the cost of child-size coffins
Our most reliable national pastime once again rears its shamefully avoidable head.
GOOD NEWS DAY: James Dobson, terrorizer of generations of children and Founder of Focus on the Family, has finally upgraded to worm food.
We are the most unserious of countries
Someone’s gotta rid the streets of these child-raping felons
First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.
Makes sense Molest-er-Lago wants to talk about his Coke “deal” instead of Epstein considering it’s pretty minor
Hundredaires subsidizing billionaires is and has always been the MAGA way