Hazel Paige 💖

New Hazel, who dis??

come find me @avn.bsky.social this week to experience the new Hazel in person!

…..i am too young for this joke and definitely had to have Lucas explain it 😅

Lucas and I have been working on this for a little bit and i’m so excited to finally get to share what’s next for us!!

i’d like to introduce you to the new girls 🍒

Lucas just tried to say he was going to “freehand” and “eyeball” something and ended up saying he was going to free ball it

Bimbo heaven is using Daddy’s giant load to massage my new tits into place

just got recognized by the sales associate in honey birdette so you can say i’ve made it

you ever eat something so delicious that you don’t want to brush ur teeth afterwards? i’m like that but with certain people’s cum

yall my surgeon says i’m not allowed to fuck for two more weeks and i’m not going to make it

10/10 recommend Dancing with the Birds on Netflix! all about bird mating dances and narrated by Stephen Fry

ok but the movie adaptation is hot and so good

there’s no evidence to suggest that Stacy’s mom and Jessie’s girl aren’t the same person

pocket sized big bootie cutie reporting for duty! 💖

do you think anyone noticed my camel toe?

i hope so ✨

what if the real porn was the friends we made along the way?

what’s everyone’s favorite cookie?? mines the fancy cylindrical kind so i can pretend im smoking a cigar

See a butt, post a butt 🍰

Mirror selfie of Hazel wearing a purple honey birdette lingerie set with her dress around her waist, stockings and pink high heels

goooood morning butterfly app people 🦋 say it back

ooo baby do i! 🤤 have you ever read the Alfie comics by InCase?

just hopping on the #wagonwednesday bandwagon 💖

Mirror selfie of Hazel wearing a purple honey birdette lingerie set with her dress around her waist, stockings and pink high heels

goooood morning butterfly app people 🦋 say it back

💖 anyway i’ll be back at Sheri’s Ranch in February if you wanna make this come true

damn i am one lucky girl 🤤🤤🤤

5 favs & 5 tags

Food: charcuterie! 🧀
Season: autumn 🍁
Drink: coffeeeeee ☕️
Color: pink(but is sparkly a color??)
Anime: food wars!

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this is Portabella, she’s a perfect loaf of potato bread 🍞

My new studio cleaning crew might need a little more training

hell yeah! i love owls!

ok so i’ve never followed one into the woods, but i have stood in my living room with my binoculars looking at the birds in my backyard 🤷‍♀️

what if i spend the whole day gooning? what then?