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The David of Christmas Past

@davidvoorhees.bsky.social

80s kid. 80s adult. He/him.

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What a world! What a world!

15.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Victor made a man out of other men, but forgot one nipple!

08.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and these characters are wearing some absolutely bonkers clothing.

08.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΄

07.11.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disneyland Paris Picsou Magazine pins from August 2025

Disneyland Paris Picsou Magazine pins from August 2025

Ordered these DLP Picsou Magazine pins from eBay in late August, about 35 seconds before the tariffs went into effect. They’ve been bouncing around France since and finally arrived today. NO TARIFF CHARGED for some reason, but I’m not asking questions.

04.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Inflatable Santa at Lowe’s that fell over.

Inflatable Santa at Lowe’s that fell over.

How Santa positions himself to see you when you’re sleeping.

01.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it!

01.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nosferatu Smurfℒ️

30.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please enjoy this video of a polar bear doing laps from our trip to the zoo this past weekend.

30.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is rare for a movie to make me nauseous, but here we are.

28.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring Her Back is fucked up. Thanks for reading.

28.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Werewolves is a movie we watched.

27.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could do without the little girl who screams for 90% of the last 45 minutes of the movie.

27.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A werewolf from Werewolves

A werewolf from Werewolves

A werewolf from Werewolves. 🀷

27.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rule: moonscreen only works if it’s cold, but it also doesn’t go bad if it warms up. You can just freeze it and it’s fine.

27.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally just ran under fluttering tarps to protect themselves from the moon.

27.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now there’s a creepy child in goggles.

This movie is not very good. πŸ˜†

27.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, these are some of the worst looking werewolves I’ve ever seen on screen.

27.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude just crashed his car into a public bus. Follow-up question, why is the bus running during a super moon?

27.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so confused by the premise. It’s a genetic mutation that caused a billion people to turn into werewolves but you also can catch it?

27.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lou Diamond Phillips is now Lou Werewolf Phillips 😞

27.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you spray moonscreen on a turnt werewolf, does it unturnt?

27.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are watching Werewolves for the first time and there’s so much to be annoyed about. First up: moonscreen.

But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.

27.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Your house is getting egged. πŸ˜‚

26.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Halloween franchise is my favorite. I had a violently negative reaction to this movie. I know many people who just love it. And I *personally* don’t understand, but to each their own.

26.10.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A gaggle of Mold-A-Rama figures.

A gaggle of Mold-A-Rama figures.

HAUL.

25.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes Coffee Creamer

Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes Coffee Creamer

Christmas Tree Cakes is what they called me in high school.

25.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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