Isaac's Haunted Beard

Is this...um....about a doo-doo monster?

Hey.

Remember when the three of us were in a punk rock band & we were called Josh Hartnett's Haircut?

good times.

we sucked.

😊 New micro-episode of my podcast: 🎤
KILLDOZER
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Me, on my deathbed
Many years in the future
Delivering my final words to loved ones:

"Remember when they made the title of SCREAM 5...

SCREAM?"

Yes.

(dying breaths) "That...was....stupid."

I love that movie.

I'm sorry that I have made it impossible for you to tell when I am joking. I know that I'm silly, but I always thought people knew that my passion for pop culture was always sincere.

The vampire/toilet bit is covered in the 2020 BBC series "Dracula".

Audrey

played by Juliette Lewis

who also listens to Guns N' Roses

in a scene in CAPE FEAR.

no

I hope you have a happy birthday, my man!

The cover of Ultraman Kids. An Ultraman show for toddlers. A cartoon that reimagined Ultramen in daycare. They are baby versions of different red and silver Ultramen on the cover.

Anywho, it's time for some baby Ultraman.

Marisa Tomei and George Costanza on Seinfeld

Happy birthday to a legend. I hope she eventually found the bald and stocky man of her dreams.

New pillowcase pick-up! Part of the appeal of this 1976 STAR TREK item is its simplicity and the fact that they got the uniform colors all wrong — 10 years after the show debuted!

Black Christmas trading cards

a card that says "ho, ho, ho shit"

i got Black Christmas trading cards 🎅

This is on the TV in LETHAL WEAPON 2.

Three drawings of birds I made on mailing labels

Bird stickers

My goodness.
What a dum-dum-dummy.

I hope things get better for you.
Perhaps tonight, you should eat some brains, Tarman.
You deserve it.

When one of these drops, I always save it for my quiet & comforting time. I feel like these are best listened to next to a fire, so I turned the fireplace on.
Anyway, I enjoy listening to what Isaac is watching, because I usually end up wanting to watch them too.

did a little festive cross stitch 😆🤘

Every year I get a new VHS style Christmas ornament to match a full-size tape in my collection. Super excited that in 2025 it’s very faithful replica of A Charlie Brown Christmas!

This episode goes off the rails in the best way.
Every conversation that Kiley & JohnPaul have is incredibly delightful.

For the record, they're supposed to be talking about the time that Uncle Fester thinks he turned Pugsley into a chimp. But you can't make them. You're not the boss of them!

An annual a day until #Christmas Day.

Day 2 - Inspector Gadget

"I don't know how you did it, Gadget, but you saved Christmas for the children of the world."

🎄 #80s #Retro #Cartoon 📺

Send away today!

garbage pail kids 2d acrylic figurines nasty nick and fryin' ryan

days 1 & 2

dec 1: fryin' ryan
dec 2: nasty nick

Of the seven times that Jeff Bridges has been nominated for an Academy Award, it pleases me that STARMAN was one of those nominated performances.

There's probably no 2025 Cabbage Patch Kids Advent Calendar.

The Garbage Pail Kids are probably the best example in history of a parody brand outliving its original source brand.