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Ignoring evidence, Kristi Noem says no citizens have been detained by immigration agents — MSNBC Noem’s comments might’ve appeared encouraging to those who don’t know better, but there’s ample evidence to suggest she was lying.

Ignoring evidence, Kristi Noem says no citizens have been detained by immigration agents.

She lied.

That’s because she revoked their citizenship “in her mind” just as Trump “declassified” all those Mar a Lago documents with just a wave of his hand.

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RFK Jr. concedes administration lacks scientific evidence on Tylenol claims — MSNBC Despite Trump’s rants, the health secretary conceded there’s “not sufficient” evidence to prove a connection between Tylenol and autism.

RFK Jr. concedes administration lacks scientific evidence on Tylenol claims.

Despite Trump’s rants, the health secretary conceded there’s “not sufficient” evidence to prove a connection between Tylenol and autism.

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The GOP’s top think tank just defended an open Nazi — Vox On Thursday night, the president of the Heritage Foundation — the MAGA right’s leading think tank — welcomed an open Nazi into his political coalition.

The GOP’s top think tank just defended an open Nazi who said said Hitler is “really fucking cool” and “perfidious Jews” must “be given the death penalty” after “we take power.”

Heritage Foundation-and Trump-say there are “reasonable” people on both sides.

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US judge permanently blocks Trump order requiring voters to prove citizenship — Reuters A federal judge on Friday permanently blocked part of an executive order from Republican U.S. President Donald Trump, ruling that the president cannot require voters to show passports or similar docum...

US judge permanently blocks Trump order requiring voters to prove citizenship.

Part of the order was illegal because the U.S. Constitution gives states, not the president, the power to oversee elections.

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An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’

Get ready for a deep fake Jesus.

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Trump-appointed judge praises prosecutors placed on leave after calling Jan. 6 a 'riot' The comments came at the sentencing of a former Jan. 6 defendant who was arrested in 2023 after he showed up in Barack Obama's neighborhood carrying weapons.

Trump-appointed judge praises prosecutors placed on leave by DOJ after calling Jan. 6 a 'riot', saying were among the best attorneys who have appeared before him.

The comment came at the sentencing of a pardoned Jan 6th rioter being sentenced for a separate crime.

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From Trump, With Impunity — The Intercept Jonah Valdez and Matt Sledge discuss the latest on the Gaza “ceasefire,” an eyebrow-raising crypto pardon, and more published on The Intercept this week.

From Trump, With Impunity

Once again, Israeli bombs rained down on Gaza. The latest wave of strikes killed more than 100 people.

Trump is confusing “peace” with the World Series. He thinks he succeeds if he stops the war 4 out of 7 times.

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Chilling NYT Cover Goes Viral After Trump Confirms Its Worst Fears — The Daily Beast It did not take long for the editorial board’s worst fears to come true.

NYT published this a week before he won re-election:

“DONALD TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PROSECUTE HIS ENEMIES, ORDER MASS DEPORTATIONS, USE SOLDIERS AGAINST CITIZENS, PLAY POLITICS WITH DISASTERS, ABANDON ALLIES. BELIEVE HIM.”

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Pentagon Pete Purges Decorated Admiral for DOGE Goon, 33 — The Daily Beast Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth also pushed out a three-star general.

Pentagon Pete Purges Admiral for DOGE Goon, 33, with no military experience. .

Rear Admiral Rothenhaus was removed as chief of naval research, overseeing billions in funding for the Navy.

The article did not say if the goon had bone spurs that kept him from serving.

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Actual Nobel Prize Winner Thanks Trump for Yanking His U.S. Visa — The Daily Beast Wole Soyinka found his visa revoked after saying Trump resembled a “white Idi Amin.”

Actual Nobel Prize Winner Thanks Trump for Yanking His U.S. Visa

Wole Soyinka found his visa revoked after saying Trump resembled a “white Idi Amin.”

Next: deport Obama
back to his native Kenya and remove Teddy Roosevelt from Mt. Rushmore.

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A President, his missus, an ex-Prince and a Maxwell.

Still, at least he’s got low friends in high places.

The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.

Political cartoons for October 30 — The Week Thursday's political cartoons include missing SNAP benefits, working without pay, and Graham Platner's terrible tattoo

Political cartoons for Halloween include missing SNAP benefits, working without pay, and Graham Platner's terrible tattoo.

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3 words in Letitia James’ mortgage contract could doom the fraud case against her — POLITICO James is charged with illegally collecting rental income on a second property. But her contract permits renting, according to POLITICO’s review of her contract and legal experts.

Letitia James’ mortgage contract could doom the fraud case against her. The house was rented by a relative paying minimal tent.

“The loan contract language does not prohibit rentals”, it only prohibits 3rd party management.

DOJ is the only liar in this matter.

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On key tariffs policy, Trump faces a rare, bipartisan Senate rebuke — MSNBC The 52-48 vote in support of Sen. Tim Kaine’s resolution was arguably the most striking bipartisan rebuke of the White House since Trump returned to power.

Trump faces a rare, bipartisan Senate rebuke on key tariffs policy.

The U.S. actually has a $7.4 billion trade surplus with Brazil — but its criminal justice system was prosecuting a case against former President Jair Bolsonaro, whom Trump likes.

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South Korea gives Trump a crown weeks after No Kings protests — Axios President Trump was gifted a ceremonial crown Wednesday by South Korean President Lee Jae Myung. Why it matters: South Korea's gift of a monarchical symbol comes the same month that more than 7 millio...

South Korea gives Trump a crown weeks after No Kings protests. The crown is a replica of one believed worn by an ancient Korean ruler,

The Emoluments Clause of the U.S. Constitution bars officeholders from accepting gifts "from any king, prince or foreign state.

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Prosecutors placed on leave hours after describing Jan. 6 attack as a ‘mob of rioters’ — POLITICO The prosecutors made the description in a sentencing memo for a Jan. 6 defendant who was pardoned by Trump but is facing prison time for unrelated crimes.

Prosecutors placed on leave hours after describing Jan. 6 attack as a ‘mob of rioters’

The prosecutors said that in a sentencing memo for a Jan. 6 defendant who was pardoned, but is facing prison time for unrelated crimes.

Retaliation for disloyalty.

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US judge blocks consumer agency’s 'open banking' rules for now — Reuters A coalition of banking groups has convinced a federal judge to temporarily block enforcement of a U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau rule aimed at making it easier for consumers to switch finan...

US judge blocks consumer agency’s 'open banking' rules for now.

The rules aimed at making it easier for consumers to switch financial-service providers.

How much have the banks donated to the Ballroom construction?

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Ontario’s Doug Ford wants an apology from Trump’s ambassador to Canada — POLITICO Ford says Ambassador Pete Hoekstra crossed a line during a tense exchange over an anti-tariff ad.

Ontario’s Doug Ford wants an apology from Trump’s ambassador to Canada.

“Our government ran an ad [against tariffs] featuring the words of President Reagan because we all benefit from being reminded of his wisdom,” Ford wrote.

The GOP should listen to those words.

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Mexico’s president slams US boat strikes as some Republicans waver on legality — The Hill The United States just carried out more lethal strikes on boats in the Pacific Ocean — and if it feels like these stories are suddenly becoming routine, that’s because they are.

Mexico’s president slams US boat strikes as some Republicans waver on legality.

She’s within easy range of the military forces Trump has deployed to the Caribbean.

She should consider apologizing and making sure she has restocked the supplies in her bomb shelter.

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Trump’s ‘real numbers’ on private sector job growth are neither real nor numbers — MSNBC The president claimed that the private sector has generated a “record number of jobs” this year. Reality tells a very different story.

Trump’s ‘real numbers’ on private sector job growth are neither real nor numbers.

Excluding 2020 during the pandemic, this year is the worst year for the private sector job market since the Great Recession…and he’s fired scores of govt. workers.

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DOJ indicts Democratic congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh over ICE protests.

She said it’s "another attempt by the Trump administration to criminalize protest and punish those who dare to speak up."

If elected, what are the odds Speaker Johnson won’t seat her?

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Exclusive: US military officials required to sign NDAs tied to Latin America mission, sources say — Reuters U.S. military officials involved with President Donald Trump's expanding operations in Latin America have been asked to sign non-disclosure agreements, three U.S. officials say, a development that rai...

US military officials required to sign NDAs tied to Latin America mission.

The step is highly unusual, given that U.S. military officials are already required to shield national security secrets from public view.

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Special Report: Inside the Trump family’s global crypto cash machine — Reuters The U.S. president’s family raked in more than $800 million from sales of crypto assets in the first half of 2025 alone, a Reuters examination found, on top of potentially billions more in unrealized ...

Trump’s family raked in more than $800 million from sales of crypto assets in the first half of 2025 alone, on top of potentially billions more in unrealized “on paper” gains. Much of that cash has come from foreign sources.

…makes Hunter Biden look like an amateur.

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'Too Old?': Stephen Colbert Has A Biting Reality Check About 'Low Battery' Trump — HuffPost The

'Too Old?': Stephen Colbert Has A Biting Reality Check About 'Low Battery' Trump.

“That little dance move is called ‘toddler refusing to put on a sweater,’” Colbert said of Trump’s fist-pumping gestures.

Article and video:

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The week’s best editorial cartoons from Times wire services — Tampa Bay Times An Article in Apple News

The week’s best editorial cartoons from Times wire services

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Did The Trump Administration Censor Speech? — Slate Anti-ICE posts and apps flourished online. The Trump administration had them taken down.

Did The Trump Administration Censor Speech?

Anti-ICE posts and apps flourished online. The Trump administration had them taken down.

Asking this question aloud is now considered treason.

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Trump adds 10% tariff on Canada due to a TV ad, even though key economic powers law doesn’t allow its use against ‘informational materials’ — FORTUNE October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM EDT President Donald Trump meets with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney in the Oval Office of the White House on Oct. 7. Jim Watson—AFP via Getty Images President Donald ...

Trump adds 10% tariff on Canada due to Reagan TV ad, even though key economic powers law doesn’t allow its use against ‘informational materials’.

In his mind, any disagreement is an “emergency”,

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New Report Identifies Trump 'Friend' Who Gave $130 Million For Military Pay — HuffPost President Donald Trump previously described the donor as a

The anonymous donor who donated millions to help pay the U.S. military amid the government shutdown is billionaire Timothy Mellon.

Trump called Mellon a "friend of mine" and a "patriot."

That makes a president and Congress who don’t pay the troops unpatriotic.

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Illinois warns immigration officers tampering with license plates is illegal — Guardian US Hotline introduced to report on agents’ vehicles after one said plates were changed every day in video

Illinois warns immigration officers tampering with license plates is illegal.

Hotline introduced to report on agents’ vehicles after one said plates were changed every day in video.

No name tags, face masks or license plates. Untraceable. Catch me if you can.

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