Impressive Bred Horse Gay

My health insurance and car insurance premiums both nearly tripling for next year is everything that’s wrong with this fucking country

Nothing is more comical to me than adults throwing tantrums like high schoolers

Like you are fully 15 years older than me unfriending me on Facebook and removing me from a group page like I give a fat fuck😂😂

Got a clot the size of fucking Texas out of a nose…

Now I’m eating Mac n cheese and watching My Neighbor Totoro

Just watched someone park in a handicap spot without a placard or tag and went, “that face card should get you a tag”

I yearn for the old horse twitter days…
The island is calling name

I’m so excited for the rapture tomorrow. It’ll be so quiet with them gone

Probably because I’m tall, but I’d pay a premium to be able to get a pedicure while I’m laying down

Love when people start a sentence with “I’m an empath…” because there’s an 8/10 chance their just manipulative as hell lol

Connections
Puzzle #795
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Wordle 1,517 6/6

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Spending an hour chatting with Google when I already knew the answer was no because my boss said if I called them they’d get it done😑

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Waiting for this recruiter to call me to schedule an interview

Might join in for shits and giggles, ya never know🤷🏼‍♂️😂

I’m not! Yet👀

“I really need you here working in person so that we can get things done”

Then explain to me why I drove over an hour to Marietta for you to have appointments for the majority of the time I’m working out of your home? Doing everything on the computer that I could be doing at home.

My phone is never this quiet during the day and I hate it

Not my job thinking we could just ✨show up✨ to a restaurant with 30-something people for a happy hour😂😂😂

Strands #430
“Training day”
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Connections
Puzzle #696
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Wordle 1,418 5/6

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Strands #428
“On the side”
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Connections
Puzzle #694
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Wordle 1,416 5/6

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9am is way too early for my GM to be randomly sexist about wine

Strands #424
“I get around”
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Connections
Puzzle #690
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Wordle 1,412 5/6

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Strands #419
“Face time”
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Connections
Puzzle #685
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Wordle 1,407 4/6

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