@cwhat.bsky.social
(He/Him) I sometimes write nsfw scripts. I sometimes write sfw scripts. I mostly think I’m hilarious, because someone has to. 49. Adults only here, please.
Explain about the preserved corpses at the bottom of the lake and that it’s just waiting to add to its collection.
31.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey! I’ll have you know that my confidence is abysmal.
30.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We have a neighborhood ginger one-eared cat instead. He’s not elusive though. He thinks he owns every house on the block.
23.10.2025 12:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Because you’re an Indian Outlaw?
Because your dad won a World Series?
Because you made a song with Nelly?
Because you also would have sex with Faith Hill given the chance?
Ok. I’m done.
Wait. One more.
Because when you read these you thought I like it, I love it , I want some more of it?
There’s nothing like rejection to make you realize you did want something.
17.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes. Looks absolutely miserable.
17.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well fuck.
17.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0With all due respect: Fuuuuck
17.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s so funny. I first saw him in The Good Place, so it’s hard to see him any other way.
17.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You do look very pretty dressed up like that, but I’ll tell you you’re pretty no matter how you’re dressed up, because you are.
17.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(Sorry…mostly)
17.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dex, you are always magic.
17.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ma’am! 🤩
17.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking for a bit of the ol’ innie-outie, eh?
07.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You did amazing and should be proud of yourself.
04.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wood -Taylor Swift (2025)
03.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good for you being able to have such honest self examination. That’s not an easy thing to do; I’m proud of you.
02.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lovely!
02.10.2025 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m glad I’m not the only one who
gets perplexed by the phrase. I first start thinking of trepanning and then my mind wanders to the scene in Grosse Pointe Blank where Dan Aykroyd and John Cusak are talking in the diner and it’s all downhill from there.
Fortunately for me, pins are all I’m good for.
28.09.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like you must hunger and thirst after righteousness.
(Beatitude jokes? Is that where I am now?)
Poor guys gotta spend their entire careers trying to get people to forget their first album. “Nope. This is the first one. Never had some other guy singing with us.”
28.09.2025 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol. Old nerd. 🫵
But seriously I still love that song.
27.09.2025 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
(Sorry, but not that sorry, for going for the obvious and terrible joke)
26.09.2025 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You rn.
26.09.2025 12:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
