Spange

Hm. Perhaps I did not in fact control the outcome of a major league baseball game with my shirt. Damn.

I have never seen the streets so empty so early on Halloween. Baseball over everything.

Lucky shirt is on let’s fuckin gooooo

My first Christmas alone was so cosy and quiet in the best way. Snuggled in with pastries and comfy clothes and just fully enjoyed being solo. I endorse that.

Hot tub over the ocean is a hell of a view

Basic as hell but “fuck”, in exactly that tone. I know you know the one. It doesn’t even have to be in a nsfw context but my brain puts it there immediately

🥹 I know I asked for it, but I didn’t know you’d be so nice

Let’s gooo :)

🥺 oh gosh thank you.
Just out here trying to help the team win

It’s my responsibility to help the team

Wore this shirt again for game 4, I guess it’s going on again tonight

It is baseball

I absolutely recommend meeting a cute prep cook surfer boy, walking to the beach in the pitch black night to listen to the waves, making out in the rain, trying unsuccessfully to steal his Rumours shirt, and never seeing him again. 10/10 vacation fun!

Tired titty tummy Tuesday morning

2 whole games and nothing but stress the back half 🫠

18 innings is too many innings for my poor little heart and sleepy head

In a cosy bed under a skylight, it’s raining and I’m rubbing my smooth legs together like a little cricket. If this isn’t wonderful I don’t know what is.

I also realized that we call you Dubose so “Miss Dubose” just sounds normal to me 🙃

Give him a chance, he’s just polite and Southern (in fact this makes him hotter to me)

Damn, Camn! 👀

Can’t stop won’t stop

LFG

I’d have 2 nickels!

Her: is [considerably younger but very much an adult]-year-old man too young for me?
Me: I’m the wrong person to be asking
Her: I know who I asked

The fact that I’ve had this conversation twice with different people in under a week is so funny to me. Have fun, ladies!

cc: @unusualbird.bsky.social

Today in Kink by Proxy, an army boy I was texting told me his call sign is Ghost and I about squirmed off my chair

Holy shit Skye!

Hullo?! This is gorgina 🤩🤩

A great thing about October baseball is cosy socks ⚾️💙

Thanks :)
Join me in cheering Jays for the World Series? You look good in blue