I want my Mac n Cheese dyed so fucking orange that it hurts my eyes! I want my Hostess cupcake to taste of science gone wrong. I want my potato chips to leave a residue on my fingers!
13.02.2026 22:39 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@crunchwrap.bsky.social
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I want my Mac n Cheese dyed so fucking orange that it hurts my eyes! I want my Hostess cupcake to taste of science gone wrong. I want my potato chips to leave a residue on my fingers!
13.02.2026 22:39 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I feel like it's a good time to restate that my rapist was never prosecuted by the Republican DA at the time for Tarrant County in Texas, who served for 3 decades. In fact he had some of the lowest prosecution rates for SA and rape cases. Republicans have always defended rapists and predators.
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PornHubโs new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
13.02.2026 20:36 โ ๐ 240 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 29It reminded me why I stopped using Peacock ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
13.02.2026 20:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Noted ally - Limp Bizkit
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I deserve a controversially younger boytoy.
13.02.2026 17:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Scribbled drawing of a human with cartoon lust
13.02.2026 14:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Unlike, say, data analytics giant Palantir or some other high-profile surveillance companies, Ring is a surveillance network that homeowners have by and large deployed themselves, powered by fear mongering against our neighbors and unfettered consumerism.
13.02.2026 14:24 โ ๐ 201 ๐ 79 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 10FREE CONDOMS IN THE VILLAGE And an illustration of 5 condoms interlocked like the Olympic rings
when they show a bunch of olympians milling around after finishing an event it's hard not to think about how they're all about to go blast each other
13.02.2026 02:44 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0GIANT WOMAN #WatchROH
13.02.2026 00:58 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2I'm willing to give all the credit for this to the Dog Rates guy.
12.02.2026 23:33 โ ๐ 1391 ๐ 184 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 8Is there a site with job listings with companies/roles which don't have AI and ChatGPT brainworms? I want the real organic, home grown shit.
12.02.2026 21:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0LITERALLY HOW. IT'S FUCKING BEER
12.02.2026 15:24 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Give Jennifer Check the list of those men. She'll take care of it.
12.02.2026 05:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I did consider that
12.02.2026 03:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I say we need to think of pride and queer stuff outside of June and allies need to always show up: I meant a main event strap match between Kris Statlander and Thekla.
12.02.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1We should give Toni Storm a knife
12.02.2026 02:24 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
I do appreciate Kyle Fletcher brought the BMW but the fit could be better!
12.02.2026 01:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There was literally an international hit pop song about this very phenomenon back in 1983.
"Hast du etwas Zeit fรผr mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied fรผr dich von 99 Luftballons auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont..."
please luigi mangione please kill more of the insurance men
11.02.2026 22:09 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0REAL SICKO STUFF
12.02.2026 01:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Willow's was Best of My Love by the Emotions. Pretty sure?
12.02.2026 01:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0YEP. He's always had the juice. It was such a unique song choice and I loved it.
12.02.2026 01:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's almost like Kenny Omega and Swerve Strickland have.....a heated rivalry.
12.02.2026 01:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's important to me that you know that when Swerve Strickland was wrestling on the indies, he used Chaka Khan's Ain't Nobody as his entrance song.
12.02.2026 01:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0