Anya (she/they) 🌌

Detour yesterday due to a crash on the main road. Lovely east Clare back roads 💪

My throat started hurting today at work, it's definitely fecked, raw and very painful. Other than that I feel fine, but I'm just hoping I'm not catching that thing that's going around. Staying home this weekend, lots of Lemsip and maybe a hot whiskey 😅

Cervical check came back clear, no HPV detected 💪 next one's in 5 years 😅

and a leash that were too small for their own dog. That calmed me down and I woke up. Genuinely surprised I remember that much from it. I never remember my dreams unless they're scary 😅 hope ye enjoyed that anyway. Happy Christmas 😂

in reality, but only around 100 meters in dreamland. I ran in after him, slammed the door behind me, shouted "sorry Mary!" , caught the little fucker and brought it back to my workplace. I was planning on giving the owners a lecture but I saw my bosses through the window handing over a collar -

They had with them a small dog, only a pup, and the mum wasn't paying attention and the kids let the dog loose by accident. So then I'm chasing the dog around the village, in my socks, the dog got into the pub, I hunted him out, and then the dog got into my local village shop, a 15 min drive -

And then realised I'd got him mixed up with someone else. Oops. Hugged all his mates too and then legged it back to work. Why. Anyway, there was a family in my workplace looking around. A mum, teenage son with floppy emo fringe, and two young girls, probably aged 5 and 6. -

I need to talk about the dream I had last night. Bear with me.
I was at work. No shoes on, only socks. Needed the loo but the one at work was busted. Walked to a nearby pub, used the loo, and while walking out I spotted someone I know, so I went and gave him a big hug -

Cervical check done and dusted 💪 I left my underwear on top of my pants and guess what, NOTHING HAPPENED. This silly fear I have of the nurse seeing my knickers when she's about to have a gander at my cervix 😂

But I was planning to wear it for the work Xmas do, and now I'll have to find something else 🥲

I bought a lovely dress online and it doesn't fit, I couldn't zip it up. I can't even give it to someone because the fabric at the front is wonky. The sleeves are so tight my arm was being squeezed. It was cheap so I might just keep it for the fabric 🤷‍♀️

Gave a tour today to some brilliant people from Maine. One of them thought I couldn't hear her when she said to her friend "this is a lovely place! And the tour guide, she's so charming!" 🥹

It's been so long since I wove on two looms at the same time, I'm doing it today and I feel like some sort of feral little creature tearing around the weaving room, collecting my bobbins and refilling the shuttles, running over and back between the looms and the winder 😂

I was at my sister's house on the 16th of October for four years in a row, this year breaks the streak, I was there yesterday instead 😂

Made a new friend in Dublin last night and she put up a story on Instagram of her eating chips at 4am and you can hear me in the background drunkenly talking about chicken goujons oh no 😂

Oh lovely! I just made chicken fajitas, had a small bit as a snack, and now I have lunch for tomorrow sorted and a portion for the freezer 🤩

In my opinion, American Horror Story seasons, which ones should you watch:
Murder House, yes.
Asylum, yes.
Coven, yes.
Freak Show, yes.
Hotel, no.
Roanoke, no.
Cult, no.
Apocalypse, no.
1984, yes.
Double Feature, no.
NYC, yes.
Haven't started the next one yet.

Y'know. I can't watch scary movies, they're too much for me. But I'm sat here watching American Horror Story like it's nothing. And it's scary too! I'm a wuss so even the ending of Paranorman is a bit scary to me 😂

Happy Halloween month! ☠️🎃👻🕸️

Passed the NCT 💪
Usually I'd bring the car to my mechanic a couple weeks before the test but of course, I was sick, and then it went out of my head. So I was a little bit worried my dear Maggot would fail, but she didn't 💪

Got my NCT today. Car's just gone in. Cross your fingers for me 🤞

It's only September but Aldi already have lebkuchen in stock. So I bought lebkuchen because I can't help myself 😂

I have two armchairs beside each other and Darragh likes to take the cushions off them, jump between the two, onto the cushions that are thrown on the floor, then climb on the table and try to jump from there to the armchairs. Oh and the countertop. He likes to be on the countertop.

It is the job of the toddler to throw themselves around the house with wild abandon while the parent/guardian has a minor heart attack in the background

My uncle is doing a 10k road race in Morley in a few weeks. Morley! The hills! He'll have fun 😂

I saw someone on Reddit being upset because they were reading a book and that book contained spoilers for Anna Karenina. Anna Karenina came out in 1877. I think if you haven't read something that's been out for 146 years, you can't complain about spoilers. Just my opinion 😅

Good? I can't wait! I love Poirot!

I'm rewatching Murder on the Orient Express and I had forgotten that the cast is *chef's kiss*. Amazing. I'll rewatch Death on the Nile maybe tomorrow, I can't wait for A Haunting in Venice! I just love Poirot so much 😭😂

My vape is still missing so I've ordered a new one, should arrive tomorrow. Odds on me finding the missing one within 24 hours of the new one getting here?