Deeny they/them

Yaaaaay

Oooooh tell me more

They say its the greatest story ever told

mom: what do want to do when you grow up?

willy wonka: open a candy factory-

mom: awe

willy wonka: to lure children-

mom: uhm

willy wonka: to their death

One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well

Screaming “CANCEL CULTURE!” when one of my bangers doesn’t get enough likes

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I talked to @morgansung.bsky.social about sex work, surveillance, & censorship for close all tabs from kqed!

www.kqed.org/news/12075321

We are seeing things never before seen, like a senator breaking the limb of a marine exercising his constitutional rights objecting to an illegal war, and then telling a voter to go fuck himself. Crazy, crazy shit. (Warning, you'll witness the break happen)

cucumbers are just pickles that haven't gone through puberty yet

See? I knew youd understand

Awwww youre my cocaine 🫶🏻

Before you get mad at me just please understand that their dicks are probably as long as their horns

Listen

One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well

*tries to impress the big account that followed me*

"Do you think unicorns sound each others dicks with their horns?"

Awwwww ok jeez youre testy today

What are you gonna do with them?

This post is for @potzerthevengeful.bsky.social if you see this post by accident please delete it from your feed

Woah

Yeah it sucks but youll get them back

Lets you and I blow this jonx amd go back to my place

Hey did you fall from heaven? Because you look like an angle *Winks with both eyes*

btw this is why we have to keep saying "pervert glasses" until our facebook aunties start calling them that too

it's not just the pervert glasses. my use of meta is limited to a single burner fb account with no friends i use only for marketplace. i am a middle aged man who has only ever bought guitar gear. yet my marketplace feed is filled with young women modeling clothes they're selling. it's creep city.

how does meta still even exist.

meta: “here’s our latest horror that makes everything worse”

everyone: “wow that sucks”

the government: “haha awesome, nice one mark”

this is just to say

i have talked to
the uncles
that both have
bladder cancer

and who
are at different
points in
their journeys

protect them
they are dear
and i like having
them around

This man is a pillar of our community. And how does he get rewarded? Suspension. Hey @moderation.bsky.app, how about you get your heads out of your asses and start suspending abusers and harassers instead?

Deeny is so nice to spread the word for me! looking for my people! not sure if i will ever get that account back. the bad guys win again smh

It really fuken is!

Portrait of a muscular man in the style of an old print

My friend phoenixghoulszn.bsky.social was suspended for letting a sex pest know that such behavior has consequences. Bluesky is once again protecting the wrong people. Free demonboy he did nothing wrong!