nicole

Lesbian vampire asking to smell your perfume and biting your neck do the real yuri fans approve?

that one friend whos too doomed: "idk i feel like everything bad keeps happening to me"

@nicoleunfrtntly.bsky.social
Based Nicole: Nicole Fortunately

ill believe it when I see it

NEED DAT

no problemo champ

Women think im Chopped women come to me and they go "how much tylenol did your mother take" and i say "2 bottles a week" and the women they are very beautiful but they dont like my swag and autism they dont the women dont

i think you know whos to blame for this. 🇮🇱

noting this one.

Actually Israelposting is required to critique the false state of Israel Otherwise it is false Israelposting

david can i hit

Dvud

trying to find that one image where my friend mentioned diet coke one time so i made a diet coke soyjak to reply to him with

Israelposting . new term. Thats what im calling it. credit me in any future youse

"nikki never post again im so serious" My haters will fall. Allah will smite you Anpersnad And your crops will face famine. and drought while we r at it #IDontGAF

large breasts were a gift from heaven and our Lord, and Netanyahu is a curse from Lucifer #AmenBrother

me: and what do we say to the nice stranger, son
my son wearing a mickey mouse headband: sorry I don't really get into politics like that

I think Slimecicle was onto something with "I Am Goont" . I think he could save Israel from the grasp of the devil

#promosky

hello i haven’t done one of these in a while

ampersnad

#objectum extraordinare, baby #retro collector [2 CRTs, WinVista Compaq Presario, 1984 IBM Selectric Typewriter, a few more trinkets and always searching]

#ocsky — i like to write little freaks

hashtag central over here

woah dude. Not cool. That hurts #OurTimeIsNow

i dont even play videogames #UnreleaseSilksong

I can do whatever i want .

wait awesome thank uou

telling my friends i need a xanax as I pull alkaseltzer out of my pocket

Panty & Stocking but they're both like 40-50 instead and the show would be 200/10 for me.

me: is hell really warm? would i kill to experience the warmth of a final destination? oh, for i must! the heats of lucifers land reach for me, only to grab and scald my palm...

my nonverbal 17 year old daughter in the backseat of my 2001 Honda Accord using a text to speech tablet: Hawk. To. Huh?

friend talking about her puppy:
whenever he starts doing shit he’s not sposed to we put him in a fetal position and tell him to take a chill pill and he starts making gremlin piggy noises but then just sits there dumbfounded after a minute

friend 2: they used to do that to me back in the ward

i LOVEEE Jesus. but i CANT follow his teachings. because ill have to relinquish my sinners lifestyle.

son the lower class needs you, now go out there and die a warriors death honey

Why is this QUEER (not naming names) ( @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social ) digging through my 2 month old posts