Need a drink so bad I feel like an overwhelmed housewife except with a job and no husband or kids
Gorgeous
KAKEGURUIIIIIII BUSSYYYY
Thought you were talking about Liza Minnelli at first and was so worried
I see myself as both a Jane Goodall and a frighteningly self aware chimpanzee
Hey google, how do you say meet me behind the laundromat in Spanish…
Summoner anima relic is almost complete! Here is its second-last stage: the Mimesis #FFXIV
Bagina…
You’ve skinnified so much
Enough to let @squallleonshart.bsky.social taste the rainbow
Papa pete was bustin it open on Omegle
Im ijbolian on my mom’s side and idgafistanian on my dad’s
Check how strong those lats look!!
R and ketchup having a name off
It’s a slay just to move your body and get your HR up
Coming home from getting my [redacted] [redacted] and remembering I have kitkat chunkies in the pantry
My friend, my trainer...
#ffxiv #zenos #pokemon #pokopia
You should tell people your mom couldn’t afford more letters on the birth certificate
Bro I just used a water pik for the first time and the bathroom looks like a rainstorm hit
Jacob Galapagos and I were hatched in the same lab but I got a few more drops the italixn antigen while he got the Latinx spray
He’s so cute and ambiguously Latino
They hate to see an innovator at work…
When did you embalden
One of the boys by Katy Perry
Landslide, finally a dog whistle for painting bottoms
No pero like
Patio door open… making a nice dinner of baked salmon and veggies… made Nutella banana bread… gonna hit chest after. Never kill yourself.
slay slay slay
Me at the JD Vance makeup boutique
