Dorian Lord Zedd

Fluorescent beige isn't just my favorite color, it's the exact shade of meh

That face 😆😂😆😂

A person's left hand, palm open, is shown in the foreground with a living room visible in the background.

My hand is __________

I hope someone live streams when the alien molts its Sam Altman skin suit. I'm just very curious.

#ThemeSongThursday
Morning Vibes

Touch It - Monifah
How Many Licks - Lil Kim ft Sisqo
Freak Like Me - Adina Howard
Not Myself Tonight - Christina Aguilera
Lose My Breath - Destiny's Child
Get Buck In Here - Dj Felli Fell
Milkshake - Kelis
Lose Control - Missy Elliott ft Ciara & Fatman Scoop

My heart breaks to hear this and I wish I could give you the biggest hugs 🫂💔

Using Markdown in @deck.blue. Comes in very handy especially when sharing multiple links

Am I people?

ETOPO Global Relief Model
GEBCO_2024 Grid

🗣️📢

GET THIS HUMAN BEING A HEIGHTMAP THAT INCLUDES OCEAN FLOORS, PEOPLE

It's almost as if people fuck around and eventually find out

Mother was right, I fail at everything 😭😩😩😭

Lemme play with you

In my free time I practice trying not to act tasty while planning my next treat

I, too, am an open-weighted model.

Mmhmm. MMHMM.

Or my Ben (stached) and his brother Michael 😍

Three words:

LEGO Underwear Challenge

If I could tell the world just one thing it would be
That we're all so gay

I am in need of this whole thing

This was such a modern sequel to When A Stranger Calls that'll surely lead to another release about the insurance costs.

Reddit. All the niche groups you can think of. Lurk through them to see if they feel right. You're interested in tomato growers who wear red socks and only play dodgeball in a light rain? Join their group! (Maybe that's an exaggeration... but I wouldn't be surprised)

We all die alone. You are attractive! Don't waste your time changing who you are for others or worrying what their pea-sized brains try to think. People who appreciate your vibes and what you like can't find you if it's all hidden. Join groups for those interests and say hi.

You're bringing all things I don't understand but I only have strength for one explanation per day. All others are seen as an act of aggressive love.

You've read my file

Borderline Personality Disorder?

Precious! Congratulations! 🫶

Uh oh looks like someone squeezed your Charmin

She's no match for my phone's remove feature.