Manic Pixie Dream Dad

uh oh

Just some Monday morning butt

Waiting for a package?

taking a little break from 2xko then back to the grind ✌️

Why isn't there a big, fat bear dick in my butt right now? 🥺

Yup!

Autistic friendship can look like parallel play, long pauses, and deep bursts.

Quiet isn’t absence.

It’s recovery.

It’s connection.

Measure care by honesty and consent, not constant performance according to arbitrary standards set by television and social media.

Come goon with me

The autistic joy I felt when my bf asked me to catalogue, itemize, and create metadata for his 1000+ DnD miniature collection. Y'all ain't ready for the spreadsheet I'm going to make.

I wish I was inside you

No hotel stay is complete without a nude

Want to be called a good boy? You know what to do.

For a full year my department has been joking that we are training our AI model to replace our jobs, and today we get a layoff email and that is listed as the reason why. My job wasn't affected but half of my department is gone. This is hell.

Dominant in bed, submissive in choosing dinner.

Friday night pit

A rarity, me showing butt

I want to die 🥵

Some of y'all have never danced like frogs around a maypole as a celebration of light and fertility and it shows.

Got a father's day card today ☺️

Anyone want to come home with me to my cu.. commune back in Sweden?

There's always room for us at the Dairy Queen.

Lol, where did you get the gay Burzum shirt? ❤️

Felt extra thick this morning

Hi, it's dad, all I want to do today is cuddle you, remind you that you matter, that there is nothing wrong with you, and jerk off together.

I'm a part of a "gross bears" blocklist and that makes me so happy 🥹

Thank you! 😘

Working on the thembo body

Gandalf from the animated lord of the rings, wearing a grey robe, and a blue wizard's hat while he raises his hands in conjuring something up and the image is captioned "ooooooo self-doubt and self-loathing are over oooooo you're capable and worthy and sexy ooooooo"

Good morning✌️🍀