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@xbullybones.bsky.social

🔞 Here be nudes Swedish they/them daddy living in Chicago / Sober and on a mission to sexualize autism.

1,453 Followers  |  1,517 Following  |  153 Posts  |  Joined: 05.06.2024  |  1.7835

Latest posts by xbullybones.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Slap slap slap

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One of those days

11.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 36    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This might be niche but nothing fucks with your predictive texts than texting in three different languages.

18.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally got my custom tokens for my Markov deck.

14.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Then you can tell you that they are latex gloves called Fistit by Shots. 😉

13.01.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Got a ball stretcher for the first time a week ago and now I want it on 24/7.

11.01.2026 21:19 — 👍 56    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Autistic people are like “he saved my life” and it’s Michael Falk, ONN reporter.

02.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Being hot died with Brigitte Bardot today, we can all stop trying now.

28.12.2025 16:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This year's Christmas pixel art

24.12.2025 17:53 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aww..thank you! 😉

19.12.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How bout a nerdy (and I mean NERDY) daddy bear invites me over and shows me their collection of vintage DnD manuals and let me suck on that fat hog? Please?

18.12.2025 16:43 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Had a good time yesterday 😁

27.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The best kind of bate is a PTO bate

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Slowly getting into metal cock rings. They make my balls feel so heavy.

20.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha, as well you should. I only recently started with crosswords, but I also do a mean NYT Connections.

18.11.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to toot my own horn but I'm really good at sudoku after an edible.

18.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Boop my belly

14.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Doesn't happen often but my hole has been insatiable lately.

11.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 35    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Objects of my Affection is still a bop.

04.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha, true. Maybe next time 😉

29.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck, yes please 🤤

29.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You were in Chicago? 🥺

29.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tack så mycket snygging 😉

28.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🤤

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