You’re an idiot
You are literally the only one
I’m not
People wanted me to come back but there is zero interaction here so I’m out
Every other post here is n*zi shit but y’all aren’t ready to hear that
Not what I’m referring to but thanks
Ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of paying a $35 overdraft fee
It’s honest and real and that’s what the world is missing these days. The laugh lines and grey hair were earned, damnit. Not everyone gets the privilege
You look good for an octogenarian 💀
Fuck if I don’t relate to that 😂
I can respect that, Stink
Goddamn boyfriends ruining everything 😒
But IS Emily cute???
when men say “but you know how women are” to me, a woman, i should be able to push them into a vat of acid and not catch a charge.
"... with liberty* and justice** for all***"
*while supplies last
**void where prohibited
***some restrictions apply
You can’t mute reposts here? That’s lame. I’m starting to remember why I left
Bring back painted movie posters you cowards.
I love long walks… especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
I’m bummed that this app still does not have a drafts folder
"The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death."
Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.
Whats the German words for i wish that asteroid hit us
Too many actions, not enough consequences.
"ciwantwo tastes wike soooaaappp" no it doesn't you fuckaas bitch
Whatever people he doesn’t want to deport he wants subjugated or dead. It’s a great time to be alive 😭
I took a break but now I guess I’m back
She was ornery, like an old-timey prospector.
And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.
