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EkaBakie

@noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social

She/Her Catfish. Queen of gif. Wielder of boob lasers. Don’t fall in love with me

1,541 Followers  |  454 Following  |  112 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023
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You’re an idiot

06.04.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are literally the only one

05.04.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not

05.04.2025 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People wanted me to come back but there is zero interaction here so I’m out

30.03.2025 01:55 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Every other post here is n*zi shit but y’all aren’t ready to hear that

29.03.2025 13:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not what I’m referring to but thanks

29.03.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of paying a $35 overdraft fee

28.03.2025 17:29 — 👍 122    🔁 12    💬 6    📌 1

It’s honest and real and that’s what the world is missing these days. The laugh lines and grey hair were earned, damnit. Not everyone gets the privilege

29.03.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You look good for an octogenarian 💀

29.03.2025 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck if I don’t relate to that 😂

29.03.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can respect that, Stink

29.03.2025 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goddamn boyfriends ruining everything 😒

29.03.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But IS Emily cute???

29.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

when men say “but you know how women are” to me, a woman, i should be able to push them into a vat of acid and not catch a charge.

29.03.2025 00:33 — 👍 733    🔁 76    💬 46    📌 7

"... with liberty* and justice** for all***"

*while supplies last
**void where prohibited
***some restrictions apply

28.03.2025 22:44 — 👍 18    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

You can’t mute reposts here? That’s lame. I’m starting to remember why I left

28.03.2025 21:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Bring back painted movie posters you cowards.

27.03.2025 15:15 — 👍 785    🔁 164    💬 12    📌 5

I love long walks… especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.

28.03.2025 16:33 — 👍 57    🔁 26    💬 3    📌 0

I’m bummed that this app still does not have a drafts folder

28.03.2025 19:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death."

Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.

28.03.2025 11:51 — 👍 66    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

Whats the German words for i wish that asteroid hit us

28.03.2025 01:33 — 👍 119    🔁 28    💬 25    📌 0

Too many actions, not enough consequences.

27.03.2025 06:03 — 👍 92    🔁 48    💬 0    📌 1

"ciwantwo tastes wike soooaaappp" no it doesn't you fuckaas bitch

27.03.2025 22:26 — 👍 432    🔁 62    💬 25    📌 14
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deadpool is wearing a red and black suit and holding two swords . ALT: deadpool is wearing a red and black suit and holding two swords .

ILY 💖

27.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let’s get out of this place is my love language

27.03.2025 18:31 — 👍 51    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 1

Whatever people he doesn’t want to deport he wants subjugated or dead. It’s a great time to be alive 😭

27.03.2025 18:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I took a break but now I guess I’m back

27.03.2025 13:51 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She was ornery, like an old-timey prospector.

And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.

14.02.2025 02:59 — 👍 105    🔁 21    💬 7    📌 0