Emmmmm

Everyone on Twitter right now.

Who would have imagined that it would be controversial to say that we shouldn’t hero worship any politician

The worst catastrophes of history are caused by men who are malevolent, ignorant, and have exceptional wills.

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional

America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon WASHINGTON—In response to market panic about his new wide-ranging tariffs, President Donald Trump reportedly offered Wall Street assurance Friday that he would soon go back to just fucking over poor people. “While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” […]

“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
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Nothing to see here—just the President of the United States suggesting that Americans who vandalized the cars of the company owned by his biggest political donor should be sent to a notorious prison in another country.

This is insane.

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Madison, Wisconsin is unexpectedly amazing...I want to live here 😭

The window of our hotel room overlooks the lobby and I cannot get over how hilariously weird it is 😂😂

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Happy Severance Day!! Can't wait for 8 o'clock 🤩

eating popcorn for breakfast because nothing matters

Where's my new Animal Crossing to cope with during this strange and undesirable time period?

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SOOO EXCITED for Severance season 2!!!

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

The year is no longer allowed to end in the middle of the week. This is madness. I’m on Friwednesday vibes

Have to admit that my cookie and pie diet of the last week is not working out

Just because a lot of people are freaking out about something doesn’t mean that it’s true.

Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

"Video games cause violence"

Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad