Rory Is Online

i'm 95% sure i am shadow banned on insta so hiiiii :3c

"Taylor Swift isn't gay and it's weird that you're reading that much into her private life" is that good? i'm still workshopping

currently thinking up an inflammatory statement so that I can relive the rush of being on twitter in 2019

clocked once again by the Spotify algorithm

yes i do have opinions on the gender and sexual identities of the main sonic cast iykyk i suppose

as a sonic fan the main appeal of tails has always been his undeniable t boy swag. he looks like he just got his first "boy haircut" and his name is Miles need i say more?

i cant imagine hating fun this much

we truly do have the world at our fingertips

I turned my gf on to this now we cant stop talking about Lebron James' hairline

i tell it like it is!

i put in a request to change my legal name!

hiiiii :)

that kid from the Sack Lunch Bunch knows what the fuck is up! i will order chicken tenders at restaurants til the day i die and theres nothing the haters can do about it!!

as a pisces i always tell my gemini gf when i think of something really mean to say so i can workshop it to its fullest potential

the news told me that kids these days are sending "skeets" online. back in my day we only skeeted for the purpose of procreation.

RIP Wiz Khalifa what a loss to the community

I've always loved the phrase fuck it we ball. the energy it holds is immense. despite the horrors of the world we persist.

just met Bigfoot. he's bummed that everyone only talks about how stinky he is and how big his feet are. nobody ever mentions the size of his heart! which is big by the way... if you even care...

ladies and gentlemen we've done it

i considered sam eagle and i wont lie he is handsome but in the end animal is way sluttier and i think that gives him the advantage

my brain wont be able to handle watching it... lego racism? lego slavery?? nothing is off limits now

called my mom and it turns out i'm "unbaptized" and "wont see heaven" which is really annoying because i already invested in a bunch of guilt and shame. its been more than 30 days I cant even get my money back. SMH

The Pharrell Williams movie existing in the lego universe is making me spiral again... the implications... lego kendrick lamar?? lego west coast gangster rap?? lego tupac is alive in Cuba hiding out from the FBI??

The muppet with the most raw sexual energy is definitely animal, the drummer from electric mayhem. I could elaborate on this but I'm not sure I should.

Spotify's new playlist feature clocked me as an indie twee bitch and I feel really targeted by the algorithm right now

everybody watch out he up affirming his gender

tbh every time I learn that another guy at work gets paid more than me to do the same job I get really dysphoric to the point where I've stopped asking

being Mormon would go against my core belief in the healing power of ice coffee and weed vape no thank you

the joking to not joking ratio for this post is hard to pin down exactly