Coffee Porter Jr.

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

one thing’s for sure: Joe Biden never made himself available to the press like this. we really should’ve covered that more

Washington AG Nick Brown, had a decent run in the second season

75° and overcast, I’d be on the roof too if I had roof access

watching an Arthur Smith offense on third down

student loans (severely derogatory)

he’s just playing songs from Evita in his head

senators two days before Trump announces the members of his sports council:

this is the “dog heaven” skit from Nathan For You

might’ve won that congressional election, impossible to say

looking back on some old posts, being shocked to see that this was what passed for us being incomprehensible not even a year ago

thought the Jalen and AJ were Hurts/Brown and we’d found the Eagles WOM

sprawled-out jones

it continues to monday

the news stories about people going “I’m doing worse off but it seems like everything around me is going pretty well” will probably kill me

“They can't afford to open a new wing of their business like so. So I think that there is just sort of a fundamental cost of living, middle class issue out there” how much money does it take to get Sen. Slotkin to listen to you, good grief

small town is when the largest sporting venue within town limits has 1500 seats or fewer

unfathomable to me to be doing this kind of crybully discourse nonsense in defense of *homestar runner* of all things. screaming in a stranger’s replies that you’re doing unacceptable harm by not laughing at “hewwo stwong bad”

this all sounds like stuff Calvin’s dad says about Hobbes to explain why they can’t get a dog

yeah any time you have a consumer spending line go way down it means you’re in for a good time

“Flirting vs. Harassment” meme where they’re both saying “Throw trans people under the bus” but the “awww, you’re sweet” one is Sherrod Brown and the “hello, Human Resources?” one is Colin Allred

seeing some reactions to senate candidate news

this premise but from Verso and I’d probably buy it tbh

I’ve seen this movie, the “aliens” are mutated humans

this, too, is gender

DONALD TRUMP: And you know what asylum means, right? Hannibal Lecter! The late great Hannibal Lecter. He wants to have you for dinner, oh yes

HANNIBAL LECTER [per 50% of respondents]: so true bestie

1 in 13 think Liz Lemon is a Trump voter, and they’re all on bluesky

Biff Tannen is literally Donald Trump and you still have 18% of respondents clocking him as a Harris voter. Are people just clicking buttons on these little surveys

who’s the classic private eye / that 3 in 10 think Trump’s his guy / (Shaft!) / you’re somehow right

“Here's a ticking clock of the Sydney Sweeney jeans panic” here’s a torch, Hannibal, Rome ain’t gonna burn itself

Yeah I’m making fun of booktok discourse, I do not sincerely believe this