Delirium Noël Jr.

immanentizng the mufo schism by asking if I should delete my AI daughter because she’s a Ravens fan

really remarkable that Pulte assumed the sleazy shit his company gets up to was a “five felonies a day” “exceeding the speed limit” type deal, but no, not everybody who owns a home tries to game the system

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK

the more I hear the mob ties thing the more it sounds like a tomlinism

A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

Durham County commissioner to challenge Democratic Congresswoman Valerie Foushee Durham County Commissioner Nida Allam launched a campaign this morning to unseat Democratic Congressman Valerie Foushee in the March primary.

nope, someone else wanted an ugly primary. that’s just great

deeply unsettled by the depop commercial using “white winter hymnal” as its soundtrack

Figured I'd share this on Bluesky because this is the most 38 year old video I've ever seen in my life

huck magazine photoseries. "the enduring transgression of 'pissing women'"

comments on 'pissing women' Didn't know they could do yhat People will do anything but organize and promote class consciousness and unity.

dssolvr my beloved

what do you *mean* Alma Adams is a yes and Paul Gosar is a no. what the hell are these coalitions

brown Christmas liquid 4ever

tweet is not real news, which honestly makes me feel a little better about riffing on it

remember in his first term when saying “shithole countries” behind closed doors was both a scandal and a thing republicans denied

the name VLR actually comes from water being the universal solvent, which they removed letters from

Sen. Chris Murphy being extremely online: Boo! Get off my screen
Sen. Ron Wyden being online: I Would Brave Machine Gun Fire to Show Him a Single Episode of Andor

South Side Burger King: Have It

"Having a franchise QB" (read: "finding a long-term starter," "gettin' dat guy") is the easiest thing in the world. I could make a draft pick and lose my rodgler by dinnertime. But very few people alive have ever actually had *a quarterback.* They've performed a social ritual, sort of like hazing.

Free drag name: Michigan J Pawg

SORRY TO BOTHER YOU (2018)

not really a drastic alteration to the Steelers qb room, historically

News readers across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-NYT lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty editorial direction and rewarmed columnists.

could always log off for two weeks. look at a mountain, get suspended in a posting tank, something

JD Vance getting asked about immigration:

this one’s a pre-existing nickname

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems Why isn’t anyone doing anything about all the problems? We’re living in a time with super computers and underwater sea stations and million-dollar laboratories. And still, everyday when I watch the TV...

found another old Onion article that’s really just Ben Collins

Raiders sign QB Rich Gannon to practice squad

I gotta wom my own wednesday soon, feels rude to put my parents on blast unilaterally

ok the normal people meeting scene is hammering home the AI metaphor but I like that it’s applicable to a few things