Coffee Porter Jr.

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wheezing at this

have u seen pushing daisies

“narrator from Pushing Daisies” over here

I’m not about to give the Atlantic money but I like how the preview text of that article fades into gender

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I’m so excited to announce Rhiannon Giddens Presents American Tunes: Lift Ev’ry Voice and Sing with Mary Chapin Carpenter, Mavis Staples and Hurray for the Riff Raff on tour this summer!

AND Punch Brothers just announced they’re coming to Durham in May. I’m either being given a hell of a sendoff by providence or the Triangle wants me to be (more) mad I’m leaving

thanks to a generous gift from in-laws it will soon be Whiskey Thursday with Cfax Durhampill

man’s hair looks like a middle school demo of magnetism with iron fillings

of all the ex-Steelers who could’ve gotten a ring he was really the best-case scenario. Antonio Brown getting one in Tampa gets under my skin a little

the worldbuilding is incredible

2020 wild card game sad Roethlisberger in the hotel room chair

Thom Thuesday, lads

we’re going to have to positively polarize ourselves into believing in one

but enough about the Super Bowl

just found out that 5 days after the rare beer tasting with proceeds benefitting the Michael James Jackson Foundation, Durham will also have a rare whiskey tasting with proceeds benefitting Siembra NC. people can discourse about alcohol all they want but I never see Ketamine For A Cause or whatever

CLOUD JOINS THE BATTLE

oh sick I hadn’t even thought to check that yet

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that’s just an in-game response

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I like to imagine these as the input and output for a game of telephone, or one of those “google translate and back 50 times” things

a thing I have learned recently is that @oblivion-txt.bsky.social and @jav.scd.lol post on the hour, basically simultaneously, and it has prompted me to follow both accounts

I like to think my most essential self is riding on a commuter rail zaftigly

probably bad to have a president who openly ponders his own mortality and the unlikelihood of him getting into heaven, and also his entire administration thinks there are maybe 200 people in the world who aren’t NPCs

Jabba the Hutt: *looking at Cassian Andor, gesturing* Ya Fussa Pleeka Jutu "Y tu mamá también" Ho Ho Ho Ho
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been rotating this thought in my head lately but I feel like a defining thing about Trump-era politics is “ideological alignment as shortcut to identifying and lashing out at groups that ‘deserve it’ in some theoretically-defensible sense”, which extends in all directions

have more faith in ozempic cignetti

jake gyllenhaal in donnie darko

v excited to find an ethnicity we can make fun of. like in earnest, not the irony-laden way we do Italian jokes