Coffee Porter Jr.

CASSIAN ANDOR:

tom steyer backing that ass up

love the implication that President Sanders’ signature policy achievement would be “people say a cool word now”

amanita? yeah buddy, amanita couple of beers

the nootropic/adaptogen/etc beverages manage to split the difference between 1 and 2 when what they really need is a cartoon dog

I’m on the phone with the publisher trying to figure out how to market another installment of Curve Radius just to move off this guy

feel like the modern internet would lean heavily into “her family can afford a whole custom music video shoot for her, which makes it ok to treat this child like shit”

*June 2029*

REPORTER: President Democrat, what is your message to the families of fallen soldiers who died in your botched exit from Iran

real

screen shot of a newspaper: "A reception was Feld in the church vestry following the ceremony and refreshments were served. The pudding sticks were Mrs. Victor Sonic, Mrs. G. Barry Whitcomb, Miss Marcia Heselton and Miss Louise Waisanen."

Starting in the early to mid 1920s and going through 1969 (though peaking between the early 1930s and middle 1950s), dozens of wedding announcements in Fitchburg, Massachusetts, and *nowhere else*, referred to certain women in the wedding party as "puddingsticks." E.g.:

if your naomi be klein, it’s really just comparatively fine

enjoying the vague posting people are doing about this guy. as someone not from kashyyyk though i am not voting for him.

yes

bog-standard hotel room

“guy who looks like an AHL center and makes mead designed to kill RFK Jr followers” my beloved

was it golden hive

masculine fruit leather mascot Wild Barry

IT’S MARCH

been spending my day mad at Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth

Anyway I got some Capycorn cans. They look real good and there is beer inside of them, which is needed.

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

Hearing that many of you are not backing my Sequel to the Internet project because you recognize me from the failed Parmesan Beer Kickstarter. Yes, a lot of people got botulism. But with the Internet 2 there’s nothing ingested. You and your investment are perfectly safe.

my Star Wars (unsubtle and not really thought out)

is this an x: the everything app take

it is very funny to me that as a Bluesky lib I will make fun of leftists for their infighting, knowing full well that if you follow more than like six big-ish turbolib accounts here, you can construct a Condorcet cycle of inscrutable hatreds out of them

ABV license plate was a nice touch at least

Amanda Bynes should sue