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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) any pronouns. header by MV/wanda
SPACE BLUESKY: change a letter, ruin a jizz wailer
that must be the president’s seahawks pookie
after all the jokes about this being a metaphor for current events: Nothing Ever Happens bros, we are so back
tfw men line up at the “Special Folder” Refinery
ME IN 2022: with Fetterman I will finally have yinzer representation in Congress
ME IN 2025: nobody look at me
casual dining well-covered here; LGBT famously stands for Let’s Go outBack Tonight
everything is gender
they messed with football, Trump’s gotta resign
looks like they previously wouldn’t let anyone in here
“Big Lacuna” (10.4% ABV) - a dry-hopped double IPA featuring Citra, Nectatron, and Talus hops then finished with an infusion of Maui Wowie terpenes. Hang ten and then maybe take a seat. (10oz - $11)
the important thing is it is no longer bobover
until the punchline I was reading it in mojo jojo’s voice
guy who thinks durastillers gahnta galactic bowl now that miiq tom-linn’s brand of huttball won’t hold them back
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I didn’t realize the reference was funny so I appreciate the clarification on that point
that’s fine, his Secretary of State is beating his Vice President in the shadow primary, they can win later
I’ve given up all chance at inner peace
I made my mind a sunless place
I share my dreams with ghosts
I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago, from which there’s only one conclusion
I have scored zero points in an NBA game, out of respect for the troops
my "involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions not already answered by my shirt
David Bednar is just out there tossing the ball around for the love of the game. No skill nothing just shit
failed physical (bonesmashing crosbymaxxer)
I spend 40 minutes - NOT EVEN AN HOUR - facetiming my dear seattle fiancée, and ONCE AGAIN some shit happens without me
me when GLHM says something bad is happening in Portland
timeline synchronization
“come and see” mentioned
“democrats are your mom, republicans are your dad”, episode 487: mom doles out (or even just threatens) punishment because she’s sadistic, dad resorts to punishment reluctantly when he’s out of options and the kids screwed up enough to deserve it
NIGEL FARAGE PRACTICING IN THE MIRROR: