H. Anthony Hildebrand

H. Anthony Hildebrand

@hahildebrand.bsky.social

Writer and noisemaker. He/him. AKA Dog Swamp Residents Association https://dogswampresidentsassociation.bandcamp.com/ https://hanthonyhildebrand.bandcamp.com/ Additionally: https://twitter.com/hahildebrand And: http://instagram.com/hah_noise/ Effable.

1,331 Followers 705 Following 986 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 days ago

A really rewarding thing about having kids who are happy to visit art museums and galleries with you is the way you're forced to consider exactly what it is that appeals to you about different pieces of art, how they affect you and what your preferences are based on.

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1 week ago

Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes scholars

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2 weeks ago

One of us always stands the other always lies

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2 weeks ago
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iambic tetrameter ass stick

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2 weeks ago

KEANU REEVES [grieving]: Woe

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3 weeks ago

Another reminder of this simple but useful guidance

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1 month ago
Headline: Ryan Reynolds' kids 'frustrated' by Wrexham chats

The news

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1 month ago

A very familiar experience

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4 months ago

In these days of wild weather and heavy rain, my message to all of you out there is:

Drive slowly you stupid cunts you are soaking pedestrians

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1 month ago

Billy Bowden was the worst possible rhino to happen to world cricket. What a dickhead.

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1 month ago
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris

Sketch for “Composition II” by Vasily Kandinsky, 1909
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137333

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1 month ago

I enjoy watching American sports but also I find it extremely embarassing for everyone involved.

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1 month ago

Thank you!

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1 month ago

Thanks mate, hope you're good

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1 month ago

*raises bat*

My work here is only half done

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1 month ago

Thank you Mr J! Hope you are fine and dandy.

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1 month ago

Thank you! That's a relief. Wonder who I should get to perform at the show

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1 month ago

It's my birthday today. I am 50. 50! Jesus fucking Christ. Ah well. What can you do?

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1 month ago
All TV Shows Canceled in January 2026

Unexpected. But fair enough.

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1 month ago
Preview
Lucky Pig free guinea pig cross stitch pattern - Downloadable PDF Download and make this guinea pig cross stitch pattern, designed by artist Hannah Hildebrand and exclusive to Hobbies2Me. This cute creation uses a 14 count aida and looks best on a cream-coloured bac...

Another free cross stitch pattern available on our site, designed by my wife Hannah: www.hobbies2me.com/products/luc...

If you're in mainland UK you can buy threads etc from us too.

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1 month ago

As Gregor Samsa woke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into some kind of young conservative.

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1 month ago
Preview
Lucky Pig free guinea pig cross stitch pattern - Downloadable PDF Download and make this guinea pig cross stitch pattern, designed by artist Hannah Hildebrand and exclusive to Hobbies2Me. This cute creation uses a 14 count aida and looks best on a cream-coloured bac...

Another free cross stitch pattern available on our site, designed by my wife Hannah: www.hobbies2me.com/products/luc...

If you're in mainland UK you can buy threads etc from us too.

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1 month ago
NEWS

Epson launches high-production DTF printer

Good news for anyone interested in fucking a printer

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1 month ago
NEWS

Epson launches high-production DTF printer

Good news for anyone interested in fucking a printer

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1 month ago

Someone had to have the balls to say it

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1 month ago

They call them the Far Right but I actually think they are the Far Wrong

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1 month ago

My wife and I went to one of those parties where you all put your car keys in a bowl and then we all ate a delicious bowl of car keys

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6 months ago
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robot hams

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1 month ago

When oh when will someone have the guts to publish a novel with an off-white or cream front cover with a coloured border that features black and red text with one word capitalised, perhaps the word MURDER, along with an illustration of an animal or a bowl of fruit or a train or something

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1 month ago

Oh Moose. So sorry to see this. Much love to you.

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