H. Anthony Hildebrand

Glass bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

The British version of To Catch A Predator was called Impaedophile

"Call me Moby-Dick, the famous whale."

If anyone uses the phrase "spooky season" they should be immediately fined £1000

Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders

Westworld should have been called Cowboy Builders

It's #buyastrangerabook day today!

Things like this happen.

I shall be starting very soon.

Do you want to #buyastrangerabook?

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Rewatching Adaptation for the first time in many years. Such an excellent film.

To whom it may concern

My deepest condolences

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

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“Bake me a cake as fast as you can” is an unhinged demand.

Whatever takes your fancy

Ah. Balls.

It's on NowTv. Is it not on Sky?

Amazing work by him

One of the things that confounds me about the UK is that no one seems to think that calling aristocrats by their made up titles is insane. The Earl of Essex? Piss off, Paul. Why not ignore this ludicrous anti-democratic bollocks and call these cunts by their real names?

robot hams

robot hams

Someone blocked me after seeing this, which is fair enough

Gir-

was the original title of Girl, Interrupted

Mary Berry's Unexpected Secret Ingredient For The Best Cottage Pie

Cottage

Q. Who won some wood

A. Steve Winwood

Bob Dylan's real name is Bobert Dylermann

No I am just old

YouTube video by Add N To (x) - Topic Electric Village

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You come into my pub on the day my treadmill is to be married and you ask me to do murder

Suddenly it was months later

This was inspired by the movie 'Babylon' [2022], which is of course a self-congratulatory wankfest of epic proportions, but it applies to a great many other entries in this repugnant genre

You're in Alien, shave your head