Jacob Lo

not really but he did tell me he needs to get a baby so he can secure (a portion of) the family inheritance

my friend’s life is a palace drama (or one of those badly-written online chinese series that have so many twists and convoluted plots)

MY FEELINGS ARE BIG TODAY

going to a house viewing this weekend and hoping we get it because it’s prime location and it seems to tick all my boxes

as they should

really feels like i’ve been making breakthroughs at the gym yay 🥰 like seeing progress after plateauing here and there is so nice

need to go back to korea for another 51percent run

every time i bump into someone i’m supposed to know my brain does the dial-up noise (i’m old)

sometimes you hear tea about other people and you can’t help but wonder what context you yourself exist in in the lives of everyone else

anyone know how to properly cut the sleeves off a tshirt

selfie in this whore mirror

got me a turn in this infamous mirror

🥰🥰🥰

mirror selfie

the way i’m putting myself through so much just so i can look good shirtless next to my hot friends

feeling some type of way and immediately get sent this from costar like okay how are these notes always so relevant?

who is this expired twink

back on the grind

gym mirror selfie

this bulking thing is ridiculous i feel so fat 😭

The feeling when you are reading Marx, and that cold brew hits

truly i hate perth with a passion

Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

maybe the reason movie aliens always show up in america is because they’re like “oh this place is fucked we need to save them”

hey fisher-price i have an idea for you: my first dj deck

charli xcx was at changi

if i ever post a badly-edited photo where the lines are warped and you can see the wavy background lines just take me out back and shoot me in the head because that can’t be me

i would like to sincerely apologise to all the gays

I’M SORRY 😭

oop not me cutting the bathroom line without realizing 💀

we love you but some of us have that trickster spirit in us and we are beholden to the urges

you’re one of the smartest people i know but you’re so trusting 😭

i live for the danny lore