This is another fucking thing that giving kids mobile phones has destroyed.
12.10.2025 08:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dorsetang.bsky.social
I should probably use this opportunity to reinvent myself, but I can't be arsed. Same old me - lazy, louche and uncouth. And some cats.
This is another fucking thing that giving kids mobile phones has destroyed.
12.10.2025 08:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mrjamesob.bsky.social
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9 years ago...
Oh blimey Ricky. I thought I'd had a shit year! I'm sorry lovely. Sounds like you're staying well though (unless you were a bloody bean pole when you were 18, in which case have some cheese - a bit middle age spread rocks π€)
17.09.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am buddy. Yeah, I'm all fixed. My body is anyway. Personality is debatable!! It's very lovely to be in working order. I've redoubled my efforts to not be an old crip as a result. Hit the gym and everything πͺ. Life ok up there??
16.09.2025 20:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ahhhhhhhhh I loves it!
Kids are brilliant at drawing.
One of the best bits about being a primary school teacher was getting a shit drawing from a kid. π
Hey Ricky. You doing OK my friend?
15.09.2025 20:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The level of genius I aspire to.
13.09.2025 08:16 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0'Some men improve the world only by leaving it.'
Oscar Wilde
Observational envy.
29.08.2025 19:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fact that they can breed π’
And vote.
Universal sufferage seems like a less good idea now.
I genuinely read hateful comments about this news. I fucking despair π
19.08.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Brilliant
18.08.2025 15:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
People getting angry about this. What the FUCK is wrong with them?
Dealing with similar. You have my sympathies. My mum has become quite acopic (she does have carers now) but EXPECTS me there every day. There's no gratitude, only the weight of expectation. She was never like this before. Their perception of everything changes. It fucking sucks.
03.08.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mmm... buttery bagels π₯―
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02.08.2025 10:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€’ wrongun
02.08.2025 09:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can you put some crispy bits of batter in the next recipe please Mr Burton? Just my feedback.
01.08.2025 20:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Risky snacking. I think they were always a bit shite...
01.08.2025 11:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fucking loads behind. I remember the crisps episode and then the shit hit the fan. I started back on your latest one. It's goooood to be back! What merch?? π
01.08.2025 08:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Back on the northern bollocks. Half an episode driving from Puncknowle to Beaminster π
01.08.2025 07:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry you didn't win the award. I felt sure my commendation would have swung it π. I look forward to getting back to normal and listening to your witterings again.
31.07.2025 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Broke my leg as well, a couple of months ago. I'm being voodooed. I'm fucking sure of it π
31.07.2025 21:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So far this week, Griff got hit by a car & my kitchen flooded. Just a taste of my life this year. However, I can flip it and say, Griff got hit by a car and the miraculous little fucker has only superficial wounds, and I was home when the flood started so it didn't turn into a fully fucked flat.
31.07.2025 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I love my tees. I wear them often. Did you win that award, by the way? After I gave my commendation?
I might have missed a podcast or two. Had the most fucking unlucky year so far. It's put me in a very different zone. Bad shit keeps happening. Which is why I need your nonsense more quite frankly!
Aww hello mate!! Yes all good thank you π. So I just went and got myself verified. It scanned my face. Apparently I am 'an adult'. Which is pretty fucking questionable to be honest.
How are you? I miss the bants!
Bien sΓ»r! π
25.07.2025 09:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm looking forward to seeing what impact Jeremy Corbin has. His face seems to send the media into a blind rage so it's going to be interesting.
25.07.2025 09:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not me, or the boy, this time. But good to see the international network of cock and balls artists hard at work.
25.07.2025 08:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0