that oughta do it
I liked Firefly, but my opinion of it could never quite recover from an observation I read that it was conceived as a show where every character is Han Solo but in practice was a show where every character was Chandler Bing
The 49% landslide
is this definitely not him attending the 75th oscars
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The President Has Been Kidnapped By Ninjas. Are You A Bad Enough Dude To Try To Make A Risotto, You Know They're Hard To Get Right
Award winning new slogan "you know all those locked up shelves? There will actually be somebody in the store who has the key to open them"
"A few years"
I aspire to live a life where speaking honestly about my actions does not cause people to hate me
If I think they should get rid of the Student Aid Index and just whoever does a FAFSA gets enough Pell Grant to cover their degree, and this hot babe thinks SAI is a good way to ensure the grant money only goes to people who need it, that wouldn't put me off dating her, no. Is that what we mean?
Whenever I see this question it always seems to omit something fairly crucial: what I am to understand by the phrase "align with politically"
He doesn't know what the word means and is just repeating a term he heard in 300 or some shit. Whether that is better or worse is an exercise for the viewer
when I rewatched The Wire, HBO Max decided I wanted to watch season 2 episode 2 only. I'd be on season 3 episode 9, and it would cue up season 2 episode 2 for me to watch next. I had to back out to manually select the next episode, every single episode for the entire show. Infuriating!
I kind of gravitate to positive/redemptive reviews as a reflex against the petabytes of nerdrage slop out there, but someone who wants to rehabilitate Starfield is gonna wanna try a bit harder than that
I've just had an amazing idea
I notice that the "dangerous thrill of transgression" never applies to "robbing a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser to give the loot to a trans youth group" but making a point of saying "Oriental" and going tee hee you were talking about rugs.
I saw a comment on the NEXUS for a MOD that was like "no updates in 2 years, guess this mod is dead" it was a cloud mod! it added clouds! what "updates" does it need???
why don't the eagles simply fly the oil to mordor
Look, the oil is all going to just end up going through pipes anyway right? So just make a longer pipe that goes all the way to the oil well. Just skip the redundant "put it on a boat" step entirely. Cut out the middleman.
I'm concerned that, due to the innate superiority of males, my daughter won't get first place in the gymnastics competition
And Cornholio... THE ALL KNOWING!!!!!
It'll be funny if they all switch back to wearing normal size shoes because everyone will know why. It'll also be funny if they keep wearing the bullshit shoes. There's no dignified way out of this
Youtube comments section never changes
Hell yeah let's do this. Maximum stove baby. How hard do you believe the world's most prolific liar when he says there are no mines in the Strait of Hormuz.
Darth Cellardoor
And you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful house." And you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful wife." What this book presupposes is... maybe they are?
It isn't easter yet
"If you vote republican we pledge to mutilate children at scales you can barely conceive of"
If you assassinate a country's leader, kill hundreds of children and bomb them so hard the entire sky is obscured by black smoke, surely you've moved into war territory. Surely there's a threshold. JD Vance is probably enthusiastically discussing this on twitter. What else would he be doing.
