Ivy Dietrich

My childhood was spent fantasizing about wrist mounted firearms and NOW you tell me the primary purpose of them is to violate the Geneva Convention?

Punky Monkey #1: "The Leopards Won't Eat MY Face!"

Jeannie Rider threads.com/@riderdai.jeannie The leftist students in Utah who didn't want Charlie Kirk to speak did what leftists do: they signed petitions, staged a protest, and lined up to challenge him. The right winger who didn't want Charlie Kirk to speak did what right wingers do and shot him. We are not the same!

🎯‼️ #WeAreNotTheSame #CharlieKirk

The closest you will ever come to firing a real life Doom-style Super Shotgun.

When the Left in-fights, we hold 3-day long elections on how to codify our stance on violence in Gaza.

When the Right in-fights, a white supremacist Christian nationalist puts a neck wound in a trans-misogynistic and racist propagandist.

#WeAreNotTheSame

A black poster with white text: Ignoranus adj. Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

‘IGNORANUS’
I’m not really sure if this new word is an adjective or a noun.
When I read its definition, a specific individual immediately came to mind.
Made me laugh, despite its supposed ‘rude’ tone.
Besides, we all know one and/or have one.
:-)}

Oh yes, no one will notice your treasure trail. 🥰

The irony that Charlie Kirk dropped out of college only to be dropped in a college is not lost on me.

That's a fine treasure trail you got there, hon. 😍

No, I'm quite over the "don't dance on people's graves" phase of my life, thank you. I'm in my "let's empty your diva cup on Charlie Kirk's headstone" era now.

Charlie Kirk died as he lived...

... A pain in the neck.

I don't know what pisses me off more; that the custodian on overnights propositioned me last night or that he was only interested in me because I'm trans and he's "totally not gay, I promise." 🤢

We aren't going to talk about his foot fetish because that's hardly the worst thing in his record.

I saw Wonder Showzen for the first time last night.

There was a solid 12 minutes where I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out. 🤣

The word dumpling implies the existence of a larger dumple.

I only bring this up because that's the aesthetic you should be working towards. 🥰💜

Apple cider > pumpkin spice

Fucking fight me, bitch. 🥊

I like the compact design, but this looks INCREDIBLY uncomfortable to fire effectively.

In fact, it reminds me of a notoriously hated gun designed for compact carrying...

Let's be real, folks would eat this up in the 2020's if it got a She-Ra style rewrite. Maybe slip some subtle environmental messages in there.

What is it about men that wear a T-shirt and ball cap with a blazer and dress slacks that make me want to beat them in the face with an aluminum bat? #IrrationalHate or #ValidCrashout?

Question for tobacco smokers: why do you have names for cigarettes other than what they're actually called? I get people all night asking for "Marlboro Lights" when they really mean the Gold Pack. Explain this shaboingery immediately.

If you're wondering why I'm flooding y'all with unrelated posts, these are the thoughts I have when I finish my work early but have to stand at the register for another 3+ hours with nothing but the voices in my head to keep me company. #ThirdShiftLife

Being the token #Xenial of a group of nerds is wild. I share nostalgia with them all the time only to bring up something related that they were never around to have context for.

Imagine having a back-and-forth about Transformers lore only to be hit with, "what the hell is Beast Wars?" #Hag

I live in a country where I had to transfer my ENTIRE savings account to my checking account because my insurance didn't cover a life saving surgery that keeps me from DROWNING IN MY OWN BILE.

It is LITERALLY too expensive to be sick in America. #AmericaWasNeverGreat #FuckAmerica #Healthcare

A butane lighter depicting four women at a garden party.

It's not just me, right? My new lighter totally has #SapphicEnergy, does it not?

"Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who is one of those pieces of media that's a certified classic, but also a CRIMSON red flag if someone likes it too much.

Like, my sibling in Slaanesh; you do realize that song is literally the villain throwing a tantrum about being a "misunderstood genius," right?

Apparently, I've unintentionally trained @queerarmorer.bsky.social to hear the unique sound of my shoes and rush out to hug me before I leave for work and I think that's adorable. 🥰

This may be the first one I've seen that unequivocally fucks hard and with the door open. Just a shame about the damage they caused to local wildlife.

I love how Giuliani can go straight from screaming "Decency! Family Values!" at GOP fundraisers to picking up a hooker on the side of the road and crashing his car as a result.

If the cops weren't corrupt pigs there'd be genuinely WILD tox screen results going around but this ain't that universe.

A Golden Tiger, a rare example of a Bengal Tiger with Erythrism causing its stripes to take a reddish pink hue.

Fun fact: Erythrism is a condition where animals produce red or pink pigmentation normally not found in their species.

And so, since all big cats are panthers, you could call this Golden Tiger a "Pink Panther."

Rifle or severed witch finger? 🤣