Alexified

Alexified

@alxified.bsky.social

The following profile is the ramblings of a mad woman. Disregard.

39 Followers 77 Following 19 Posts Joined Nov 2024
5 months ago

"Never Let You Down" x Kanye West aged horrendously. Smh

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5 months ago

>The green text format is trending...
>Is 4chan coming back? πŸ‘€
>Does... does Gen Z know about 4chan?

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

Police Scanner x Chanel Beads

Feels like an 80s deep cut, but it's from last year! I love this retro moment we're having.

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7 months ago

Feels like a true modern folk song. A simple duet. Easy karaoke song. Doesn't make you think, but it probably holds deep meaning to those who wrote it.

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7 months ago

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air but most of the time I feel like throwing grenades.

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7 months ago

"Burn so bright β€” I wonder what the wave meant."

// Can't Stop x RHCP

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7 months ago

Everyone has that movie from your childhood that you underestimated and it gave you nightmares.

The original was mine. πŸ˜…

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7 months ago

I don't know the science to explain it, but...

Stimulation Clicker reset me.

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7 months ago

I miss these wish books sooo much

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7 months ago
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Facebook Adds Music for Text Posts A new music engagement option on Facebook.

I will make you listen to my favorite songs, one way or another

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8 months ago

My next relationship needs to be Savage Garden coded.

"... Until the sky falls down on me" type shit.

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9 months ago
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a cartoon of a man talking to a native american with the words " hey do your people even celebrate thanksgiving " Alt: Gif of King of the Hill - Dale Gribble asking John Redcorn, "Hey, do your people [Native Americans] even celebrate Thanksgiving?"

Floored they're rebooting King of the Hill, and we've lost both Dale & John Redcorn. πŸ˜”

The latter being killed in hate crime by his Texan neighbor is horribly ironic.

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9 months ago

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido walk into a bar...

No they didn't.

(I'll see myself out. πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ)

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9 months ago
A screenshot of 3 songs: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, and Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

This ages me. And no, I'm not a teenager anymore.

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9 months ago

Why does "Centerfold" x The J. Gelis Band sound like it was always karaoke?

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1 year ago

It's a real gamble

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1 year ago

Yikes! 😬 I refused to visit the site, but I assumed it was run by Yeezy or something. Not Shopify! Smh

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1 year ago

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

#superbowl

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1 year ago

Based on my yearly visit, Facebook is now a tower of garbage, at the bottom of which is a long lost friend's desperate cry for immediate help, dated 11 months ago.

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1 year ago

This country has never needed counterculture, alt/indie rock, grunge and punk more than it does now.

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1 year ago

2025 Resolution: Work John Mulaney quotes into everyday conversation.

"Ya know... like a liar."

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1 year ago

"Like some posts; show us what you like."

The pressure to not make this app another doom scroller. πŸ‘€

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1 year ago
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a blue sky with a few clouds floating in it Alt: a blue sky with a few clouds floating in it

Hello, Bluesky! 🌞

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