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"Never Let You Down" x Kanye West aged horrendously. Smh

'Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has evergotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense ofthe people who were oppressing them." Assata Shakur

Rest well Assata Shakur.

>The green text format is trending...
>Is 4chan coming back? 👀
>Does... does Gen Z know about 4chan?

Police Scanner x Chanel Beads

Feels like an 80s deep cut, but it's from last year! I love this retro moment we're having.

Feels like a true modern folk song. A simple duet. Easy karaoke song. Doesn't make you think, but it probably holds deep meaning to those who wrote it.

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air but most of the time I feel like throwing grenades.

"Burn so bright — I wonder what the wave meant."

// Can't Stop x RHCP

Everyone has that movie from your childhood that you underestimated and it gave you nightmares.

The original was mine. 😅

I don't know the science to explain it, but...

Stimulation Clicker reset me.

I miss these wish books sooo much

Facebook Adds Music for Text Posts A new music engagement option on Facebook.

I will make you listen to my favorite songs, one way or another

My next relationship needs to be Savage Garden coded.

"... Until the sky falls down on me" type shit.

a cartoon of a man talking to a native american with the words " hey do your people even celebrate thanksgiving " Alt: Gif of King of the Hill - Dale Gribble asking John Redcorn, "Hey, do your people [Native Americans] even celebrate Thanksgiving?"

Floored they're rebooting King of the Hill, and we've lost both Dale & John Redcorn. 😔

The latter being killed in hate crime by his Texan neighbor is horribly ironic.

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido walk into a bar...

No they didn't.

(I'll see myself out. 🚶‍♀️)

A screenshot of 3 songs: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, and Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

This ages me. And no, I'm not a teenager anymore.

Why does "Centerfold" x The J. Gelis Band sound like it was always karaoke?

It's a real gamble

Yikes! 😬 I refused to visit the site, but I assumed it was run by Yeezy or something. Not Shopify! Smh

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

Based on my yearly visit, Facebook is now a tower of garbage, at the bottom of which is a long lost friend's desperate cry for immediate help, dated 11 months ago.

This country has never needed counterculture, alt/indie rock, grunge and punk more than it does now.

2025 Resolution: Work John Mulaney quotes into everyday conversation.

"Ya know... like a liar."

"Like some posts; show us what you like."

The pressure to not make this app another doom scroller. 👀

a blue sky with a few clouds floating in it Alt: a blue sky with a few clouds floating in it

Hello, Bluesky! 🌞