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I was born at the bottom of a wishing well also I like books, baseball, and nice people

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β€œlook when we threw the ring into mount doom and defeated sauron, we had no idea that sauron jr. would take over mordor.”

08.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my only regret is we didn’t get a tour guide

08.03.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we went to pompeii in january and I was blown away (no pun intended) 10/10 big recommend

08.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16890    πŸ” 3366    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 119

dude looks like he asked for the kid n play

08.03.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a predator with the word exactly written on it ALT: a close up of a predator with the word exactly written on it
08.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(complimentary)

08.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

predator: badlands is an incredibly silly movie

08.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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living in the future, fam

07.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ladies and gentlemen… the weekend

06.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love it when I solve a problem the exact same way I previously solved it and then completely forgot why I did it that way.

past matt isn’t always a total dumbass

06.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got on our air walk exercise machine for the first time in months yesterday and today and I forgot how much I love it

I had been thinking about joining a gym again but with time constraints and cost I figured I should just use the stuff we have at home

and it was great!

06.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the propped up corpses of rumsfeld and cheney seen being weekend-at-berniesed into the situation tent

06.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but what about when we invade poland?

06.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey happy happy birthday!

06.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

roses are red
violets are surreal

www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...

06.03.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the dude has a phd in music theory.

this is what the anti-liberal arts fascists want to take from us

06.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought football season was over

05.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it just goes to show that in America if you dream big, work hard, and are as dumb and loyal as a two by four, you can go far

05.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what the hubbub is about. I think markwayne and corey will make a cute couple.

05.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mullin fire watch starts now

05.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes! my god. when we read the winter’s tale, my professor showed us patrick stewart’s take on leontes watching his long lost wife pretend to come to life and there wasn’t a dry eye in the house

05.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Playing Shakespeare 1/4 The Two Traditions:   Elizabethan and Modern Acting
YouTube video by Jouer en conscience Playing Shakespeare 1/4 The Two Traditions: Elizabethan and Modern Acting

ps oh yeah you can find episodes on youtube. they are a treasure

youtu.be/mJTO59-26ME

05.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
young ben kingsley performing lines, flanked by young ian mckellan and barton

young ben kingsley performing lines, flanked by young ian mckellan and barton

given the subject matterβ€”serious actors being directed by a enigmatic, legendary directorβ€”and the link between sir ben and barton, I can’t see how this was an accident
/x

05.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
simon, trevor and kovak stand looking at each other

simon, trevor and kovak stand looking at each other

the 6th episode of the delightful mcu show wonder man features a very workshoppy audition for the movie roles in which the vaguely eastern european, slumped shouldered, accented director kovak instructs the actors to find the emotional core of the characters

5/x

05.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the august director, john barton had a slumped shouldered, big fro, spoke with a somewhat gnomic accented (to a texas boy) english while instructing his students to find the emotional core of the characters

4/x

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ben kingsley, ian mckellan, and david schusett in the foreground, Barton in back

ben kingsley, ian mckellan, and david schusett in the foreground, Barton in back

in a college shakespeare class we watched clips of john barton’s playing shakespeare which was basically a shakespeare workshop-on-screen featuring such unknowns as ian mckellan, judie dench, and ben kingsley.

3/x

05.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

we’ve been enjoying the mcu/disney+ show wonder man and just finished episode 6

and I couldn’t shake the feeling that the episode (which takes place almost entirely in the house of director von kovak conducting auditions) was unmistakably similar to an old bbc series

2/x

05.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(SORT OF) SPOILERS FOR WONDER MAN episode 6

1/x

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