mattitations

so true rn

I don’t blame you at all. these last couple days it feels like I regret it

margot tenenbaum?

live your life so that millions of people don’t have a blast guessing what serious disease you may have

The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash

what if dorian gray but not hidden away?

it is 2003 again. I am 23 years old again. let’s go see return of the king again

nyt spelling bee says concinnity is not a word…

…but once again the online dictionary says it is

happy monday the nyt spelling bee says your favorite word isn’t a word

Молодец! I had to google clinch mountain backstep, I thought it was some colorado microbrew

Красивая музыка

so are we running venezuela and iran now too? are we the dodgers of international politics?

I can tell that, for my mental health, my time would be best spent this weekend reading short stories and watching baseball ⚾️ and trying to not spend 48 hours doomscrolling.

Tempted to get a Kalshi account just to bet on Trump falling asleep at a US soldier’s funeral

this is me. this is so frightfully me I’m more worried about @drewmagary.bsky.social knowing the contents of my brain than google.

I need to pick up the power broker again. I think left off when he started describing the community of crabbers (?)

sent it to my wife. she said, omg he’s really good

blue purple yellow bright shades of sunrise on a residential street

throwback to wednesday morning’s sunrise walk

a witch’s hat in a leafy ditch

a witch was in this ditch

a scruffy black dog sniffs the leafy ground in the foreground. in the background tall pine trees line the road. it is a foggy morning #dogwalk

happy foggy friday, friends

because democrats are bad at politics

David Ellison is going fuck up on an scale that only a billionaire can

ellison is going to screw this up on an order of magnitude or two worse than bari weiss

guys we all need to pitch in to buy WB. let’s get a go fund me going

the ellisons are going to drive these companies into the ground like bugs digging his way to alburquerque

this collection of short stories will fix me

hello yes I’d like to be a professional dipshit too. where do I apply?

A photo of a clothing store called Fussy Hussy Clothing

Went to the Fussy Hussy and everyone knew you

TEXANS VOTE VOTE VOTE

pretty hate machine is my nickname for my phone

I doubt she’d want mine but my wallet was right there for the offering

that’s a tough one. I think it’s smart to start weighing the pros and cons but I agree with your wife to keep interviewing. if you get the offer that may help provide some clarity?

I have family in oregon and briefly (6 mo., 20 years ago) lived in portland so I totally get the temptation.

the original village people