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how past 25+ years of politics feels: product: we're adding a new puppy grinder mode to our blender greybeard: you're gonna chop up puppies?? fuck you product: er, we don't actually have it enabled nor will ever enable it. graybeard: you're lying bitch consumers: he said its fine. quit whining. you're such a buzzkill dude *later* product: now that we have market supremacy, we're activating the puppy grinder, we're chopping up puppies. consumers: oh my god, why didn't anyone tell us this?

every time

The Patriot Front doofuses are 100% copying the white supremacists in the Watchmen TV show.

the crowd sizes are obviously the highlight here but the fact that *this* is the public statement of the NYPD does not bode well for the regime. or, put another way:

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

I now get to ask passing kids what their favorite dinosaurs are as a way to distract them for adults who are stressed and trying to wrangle them, and lemme tell you,

They all have an answer.

We are now in the second kettle of the night, and LAPD are aggro about it

It’s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.

I remember when my toddler reached the poopoo/peepee stage of humor. It was a really fun part of being a parent. Notably, we did not give him the nuclear codes.

Portland ICE facility now.

So called tear gas is dangerous material and using it is never called for. Let’s be a democracy and make it illegal.

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

Money, Women and Taxes: Jeffrey Epstein’s Fiery Friendship with a Wall Street Titan

Just re-upping this. Billionaire Leon Black, along with billionare Leslie Wexner, are both still alive. Both gave MILLIONS to Epstein. We really don't know why. (Oh, we know.)

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The Official Digital Authoritarian Aesthetic: Traditionalist Ideals in a Futurist Code When Vice President JD Vance recently defended racist texts from a Republican group chat, he didn't engage with the content. Instead, he ...

🧵1/3 Seeing a lot of new official gov accounts on Bluesky. Perfect time to talk about the new "Official Digital Authoritarian Aesthetic."

When the DHS posts fashwave, it's not a "how do you do, fellow kids" gaffe, it's a deliberate choice.

write.as/eliot-sumner...

No money for SNAP you say? I’ve got a phenomenal plan for an estate sale.

cops tackling and marching off with a giant penis, Kristi Noem menacing a chicken she swears is antifa, feds pepper-spraying a frog

ridicule is an extremely effective protest tactic and foil for authoritarianism

The crowd did not disperse, an instead started playing Tubthumping by Chumbawamba — I get knocked down, but I get up again.

All of this and despite how horrible it was she came out still defiant. She’s braver than any of our leaders.

Can we please collectively heed these words of warning?! Sarah continues to be proven correct because authoritarianism is predictable. Pay attention and respond accordingly- while you can!

I just keep thinking about the first guy to put on the frog costume reading the news today and seeing frogs literally all over the world

what a fucking thing, man

that 25 year old did more for the country in a week than most of the NYT op-ed section in a lifetime

Also a bunch of them came here to do harassment bait and instead got mass-blocked

One of the things that brings people out to protest is social approval and feeling that it’s “normal.” If these events keep happening, they’ll continue to grow.

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Scientists discovered something alarming seeping out from beneath the ocean around Antarctica | CNN Planet-heating methane is escaping from cracks in the Antarctic seabed, with new seeps being discovered at an “astonishing rate,” raising fears that future global warming predictions may have been und...

Planet-heating methane is escaping from cracks in the #Antarctic seabed as the region warms, with new seeps being discovered at an "astonishing rate", scientists find, raising fears that future global warming predictions may have been underestimated.

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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Photo of a person's back, covered with a sandwich board protest sign. It has an American flag in each corner, a print out of King Kong (Peter Jackson's version) from the scene where's he's fighting the planes by the Empire State Building. They've also taped toy planes to the sign??? And they've given Kong a speech bubble reading NO KINGS IN NYC [italics now] except me

lol people are so creative

Folks holding a banner reading OPPOSING FASCISM IS A JEWISH TRADITION

Same group of older Jewish folks with a banner reading NO FUNDING FOR WAR CRIMES

Group with banner reading JEWS FOR PALESTINIAN FREEDOM

Saw a group of older Jewish folks with great banners

When you are geolocating at the protest based on inflatable animals

"What could go wrong?" A lot actually.

Brb just writing a screenplay about a struggling inflatable costume factory in a wholesome but dying American small town that unexpectedly helps save democracy, and democracy saves it right back.

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

Oh so @moderation.bsky.app IS gonna protect the pedophiles in the administration.