In-House Orchiectomy

It's hard to put into words how much of a difference you can make to someone's day simply by reading a story they wrote, sharing it, and telling them that you liked it. Not only is the reading itself a worthwhile pleasure, it's also just a wonderful gift. It's so worth doing

🥾 Such a shame I didnt have my Handler to accompany me on this frolic...

Babe, wake up. The Atlantic is doing the "they're transing the gays" conspiracy theory.

Getting kidnapped and beaten this month right before my birthday party ☺️

wruff

🥾 Didnt have a girlfriend to kiss last night but I did have my mom, dad and big sis to make out with 🥴

I call dibs on the power hitting first baseman who has a catastrophic drop off after 4 years in the rye

I put the trans in Transylvania

Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America

Pringles: Fuck our chips

This guy has the gall to colonize Puerto Rico and present himself as Puerto Rican before his boxing match and then calls Bad Bunny a fake citizen and diss the whole island with this. ¡Vete pal carajo!

Was a fun time for me on Sunday getting drunk af whole my friends used me and played with my muzzle 🥴 Hound was so excitedddd

"Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck)" by Run The Jewels

RUN THEM JEWELS FAST
RUN THEM, RUN THEM JEWELS FAST
RUN THEM, RUN THEM, RU-RUN THEM, RU-RUN THEM, RUN THEM
FUCK THE SLOW MO

Certified president, Certified pedophile

🥾 I unfastened my muzzle near the end, only to solemnly put it back on with tears in my eyes. It was all for naught. It's chilling how deadening the ending is, and I think I cried about as much as I did during Chapter 10 of RESCUE.

Bravo, Kallie. Bra-fuckin-vo.

I'm going to be honest after everything I've done I still think making a cuck delete all her explicit photos of her girlfriend because she's not allowed to see her naked without my permission anymore is a new high. Or maybe a new low <3

Kansas Advancing Anti-Trans Bill Allowing Bounty Hunters To Patrol Private Business Bathrooms The bill, which is racing through the Kansas legislature, stands a significant chance of passing the Senate.

1. The most extreme anti-trans bill ever proposed is currently rocketing through the Kansas legislature.

It would empower bounty hunters to search for trans people in bathrooms, even in private businesses, and sue them for large sums of money.

The House is voting on it today.

Perhaps my biggest gripe with chemistry is that whiskey isn't very dense and, as a result, is not a good binder for barbecue, so I basically have to make a whole ass cocktail and mix whiskey with honey and simple just to use it for a fuckin rack of ribs.

Least it tastes good

Baby butch daughter who's trying to be just like her butch mom x Mother who's determined to feminize her so looks just like her other mom

You'll have to learn Sugondese first to join mine

How we feel about these??

I understand the reasoning behind the "they killed a nurse!" outrage, but also I think we should exercise extreme caution about leaning on rhetoric that implies someone's job affects the immorality of their state-sponsored murder.

Wake and bake next to the smoker with like a foot and a half of snow incoming.

This is sex to me

Handler (drunk, depressed, via crackling intercom): "Would you still love me if you weren't brainwashed?"

Hound (high as a kite on combat stims, unable to form any clear thought in berzerk rage): "Y-y-y-yeaahhh?"

Handler activating her shock collar out of sheer force of habit.

I really cannot be normal at all about girls going blonde in order to be more Sartha. I'm going to be honest it's doing unspeakable things to me

PSYCHOHOUND: Nothing makes Sartrick Thraceman feel good the way being saddled up in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street and being 27 years old does.

you mean this one?

🥾 Grrr...

🥾 Dammit, I am not docile!

🥾 Listening to the puppygirl unionization speech while shaking my head the whole time so the Handlers watching us know I disagree with it