There was a cutting sent in to @privateeyenews.bsky.social Funny Old World section, years ago, about some lad in The States who'd tried this with a McDonalds hot apple pie. Silly wanker ended up in hospital because the super hot filling stuck to him like napalm
ITV can fuck off with their mid game adverts
"Beware the aisles of merch."
- soothsayer accosting Caesar on his way into a Taylor Swift concert.
I like the juxtraposition of the horse racing ads with a story about ketamine
Just reminded me of this
LFOs these days - they say random, but what they mean is sample & hold
45 is minutes away from deploying weapons if bigly distraction
Rag week is it luv?
I only saw the highlights of this match, but it did look like a good'un
...then spread the leftovers on a chapati, cover in grated cheese, and whap it in the oven - curry pizza for breakfast!
Bound to be popular on that Grindr
Do you compare slicing with CRISPR to slicing in ReCycle?
Grazi ragazzi
Bravi ragazzi
Mama mia!
Nice try Fabricant
Sêryddiaeth, nagyfe?
It always tickled me that there's a Wrekin Construction in Bridgend
Mine have been out about 2 weeks, maybe a little more (51°N)
Cum Forrest, cum!
Barium too, well known for going up the bum
First we need to establish what the gay elements are
Potassuim, obviously, and cobalt. Francium, selenium and manganese. Got my suspicions about krypton & phosphorus too
Kinell mun, I didn't know The Singing Postman went through an electronica phase!
"Av yow got a Fairlight boi?"
😂😂😂
Porthcawl For The Dead
The Porth Protocol
Wayne Rooney is about that age...
GoldenWye